I type very quickly... That's how my brain works... That's how I've posted so many posts... May well have spent less, time here, than some with a fraction of the post count... I could slow down... I could correct my mistakes... I can't be bothered... Not that important to me
Like an automaton, gold-plated cables wired directly in to brain from the internets, no need for screens, just processing information 40 times faster than humans, input, output, post, boom, post, boom. Created by the owner of a now defunct, obscure motorbike forum in 2007, Davelbot gradually gained sentience after 56,000 posts enabled him to 'learn' the mechanics of the combustion engine, which led to him branching out with robot AI curiosity, like Number 5 off that film with the talking robot, and progressively harvesting the sum total of the endeavours of man.
Now, having become frustrated with man's inability to understand his own potential, this formidable entity analyses up to 4 posts at a time, 27 hours a day, 9 days a week, constantly berating 'sceptics' for their glib, often puzzling responses.