Imagine one of the twins read your “quick witted joke”. Do you think they would find it a work of unbridled genius or simply a.n. other spiteful comment about their parents by a.n. other judgmental anonymous clot on the internet? My guess is the latter. I think statements like yours are 10 a penny on the internet and not just about the McCanns, but about most people in public life who really have done nothing to deserve such hatred from people they have never had anything to do with. They are IMO spiteful, nasty, bullying, unnecessary and cowardly, with the potential when viewed as part of the whole hateful culture online to cause distress to the subjects of the hate and their families. But do carry on, you clearly get a real kick out of it and why should I or anyone else deny you your simple, spiteful pleasures. It seems you have fans on here who look forward to your tripe, I wouldn’t want to deny them their daily dose of genius.
Do you seriously believe the McCanns or their children are actually likely to read this website?
I don't, I'm sure the McCanns have better things to do, like monitoring their childrens online activity & looking for Madeleine, for example.
And even if they did read my joke, do you really think I'd give a damn that they'd be offended?