Strange Witness Statements

[G-Unit]

So are you saying something happened on the visit and that's why they are contradicting each other because of the stress? Can't remembering one only wearing a towel and whether they were inside or outside and for how long?

That is rather a biggie to forget isn't it? Must have been something very stressful if you forget that the person you went to see was wearing only a towel.

[Anna]

That is rather a biggie to forget isn't it? Must have been something very stressful if you forget that the person you went to see was wearing only a towel.

On holiday……A sundress, swimsuit, shorts and vest, or  bath sheet.  Which of those would have more coverage. And a towel clad person would be a normal sight around the pool, would it not? Why should it be noticeable?

[slartibartfast]

On holiday……A sundress, swimsuit, shorts and vest, or  bath sheet.  Which of those would have more coverage. And a towel clad person would be a normal sight around the pool, would it not? Why should it be noticeable?

I am assuming you are not a man.... ;)

[Anna]

I am assuming you are not a man.... ;)

Correct, but what has that got to do with a man seeing his friend(female) on holiday wearing a towel, when he has probably seen her wearing less, many times. Would he even notice?

[Alice Purjorick]

Correct, but what has that got to do with a man seeing his friend(female) on holiday wearing a towel, when he has probably seen her wearing less, many times. Would he even notice?

Yes.

[jassi]

Indeed.   

[Anna]

Yes.

Really? I guess some men would have a fetish for bath towels, but is it normal for a friend to notice and wish to add to his statement?
Good god, when I think of my topless sunbathing on the beach and naked sun worshipping in the garden  &%+((£

[jassi]

Really? I guess some men would have a fetish for bath towels, but is it normal for a friend to notice and wish to add to his statement?
Good god, when I think of my topless sunbathing on the beach and naked sun worshipping in the garden  &%+((£

You little tease   

[Anna]

You little tease   

 

[Alice Purjorick]

Really? I guess some men would have a fetish for bath towels, but is it normal for a friend to notice and wish to add to his statement?
Good god, when I think of my topless sunbathing on the beach and naked sun worshipping in the garden &%+((£

Do you answer the door like that?  to your partners friends? or even to your own friends?

[Anna]

Do you answer the door like that?  to your partners friends? or even to your own friends?

No, Alice. I would wrap a towel around myself first.

[Eleanor]

Really? I guess some men would have a fetish for bath towels, but is it normal for a friend to notice and wish to add to his statement?
Good god, when I think of my topless sunbathing on the beach and naked sun worshipping in the garden  &%+((£

Gosh, you too.

[Anna]

Gosh, you too.

Nice to get brown all over, is it not? Just keep a towel handy.................But, no... apparently better not to bother with a towel, it might turn someone on, or whatever.

[Eleanor]

Nice to get brown all over, is it not? Just keep a towel handy.................But, no... apparently better not to bother with a towel, it might turn someone on, or whatever.

Stark naked is often very boring.  Most people just ignored me.

[Alice Purjorick]

No, Alice. I would wrap a towel around myself first.

Let me clue you in about hetero blokes, of the sceptic persuasion that is as the supporter blokes will argue black is white I am wrong and some kind of pervert or worse to boot.

If a woman is on a beach stark naked amongst many others who are also stark naked she will not be noticed unless there is something really noticeable about her; excessively thin, fat, very tall, very short, beautiful hair or just simply drop dead gorgeous. So the "plain Janes" will go unremarked. Knock on plain Jane's door and she answers wearing only a towel, she will be remembered for a long time. That's how it works.