Strange Witness Statements

[sadie]

Let me clue you in about hetero blokes, of the sceptic persuasion that is as the supporter blokes will argue black is white I am wrong and some kind of pervert or worse to boot.

If a woman is on a beach stark naked amongst many others who are also stark naked she will not be noticed unless there is something really noticeable about her; excessively thin, fat, very tall, very short, beautiful hair or just simply drop dead gorgeous. So the "plain Janes" will go unremarked. Knock on plain Jane's door and she answers wearing only a towel, she will be remembered for a long time. That's how it works.

Sadly, when I open the door in only a towel, people run off in fright

Cant think why?

Have sketched many worse nudes than me ....Hmmm?  Well a few.

[Lace]

Did Kate actually come into the room wearing just the towel or did she just poke her head around the door of the bathroom?

[mercury]

Did Kate actually come into the room wearing just the towel or did she just poke her head around the door of the bathroom?

She heard a knock on the patio door while she was in the bathroom, wrapped herself in a towel and went to see who it was..see her 6th September statement.:-

While the children were eating and looking at some books, Kate had a shower which lasted around 5 minutes. After showering, at around 6:30/6:40PM and while she was getting dry, she heard somebody knocking at the veranda door. She wrapped herself in a towel and went to see who it was. This door was closed but not locked as Gerry had left by this door. She confirmed it was David Payne, because he called out and had opened the door slightly
http://www.mccannpjfiles.co.uk/PJ/KATE-MCCANN_ARGUIDO.htm

[pathfinder73]

1485 "Or did you do the conversation from the door''

 Reply "No, definitely was inside the apartment, you know whether it be two or three steps into the apartment or you know however many, but I was definitely in the apartment.'

http://www.mccannpjfiles.co.uk/PJ/DAVID-PAYNE-ROGATORY.htm

[G-Unit]

Let me clue you in about hetero blokes, of the sceptic persuasion that is as the supporter blokes will argue black is white I am wrong and some kind of pervert or worse to boot.

If a woman is on a beach stark naked amongst many others who are also stark naked she will not be noticed unless there is something really noticeable about her; excessively thin, fat, very tall, very short, beautiful hair or just simply drop dead gorgeous. So the "plain Janes" will go unremarked. Knock on plain Jane's door and she answers wearing only a towel, she will be remembered for a long time. That's how it works.

Because it wasn't expected; it's out of context.

[Mr Gray]

in my experience we behave differently on holiday. ladies not only sunbathe topless but stand around topless...something they would not do at home

[jassi]

Can't say I've ever noticed that in Bridlington 

[Eleanor]

Can't say I've ever noticed that in Bridlington

 

[G-Unit]

Can't say I've ever noticed that in Bridlington
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I don't suppose it was seen much in PdL that May either. Too cold to go in the sea or the pool, wear all the warm clothes you brought with you at night? Brrrrrr. 

[mercury]

Can't say I've ever noticed that in Bridlington

ROTF!

It's normally too nippy there, North Sea and all that!

 *&*%£

[Alice Purjorick]

Because it wasn't expected; it's out of context.

Yup!

[Alfred R Jones]

I think it must be a generational thing.  Old men like Alice are probably far more inclined to think all their Christmases had come at once at the sight of a woman in a towel than one perhaps of David Payne's age, with his own nubile young wife waiting for him back at the apartment.

[jassi]

Nah, men always want a peek if they get the opportunity, whoever it is   

[Alfred R Jones]

Nah, men always want a peek if they get the opportunity, whoever it is   

so, is it the fact that David Payne didn't say in his statement that Kate was looking hot in a towel and he wished he'd got a peek that you find strange, or what?

[jassi]

Well he wouldn't - it might upset Fifi