I don't know anyone whose primary action would be to construct a timeline on their missing child's sticker book or ensure Sky News is reporting on the case by 8am the next morning. Why does the coherence go out of the window when being questionned by Police? Also the umms and errs are evident a year later in the T7 statements after they've had plenty of sleep.
Here's an example:
1485 "What about a kit bag' Would they have a kit bag with them''
Reply "Err he certainly didn't have a great big tennis bag or a, you know, err I mean I used to be a squash, a semi-professional squash player and you know they certainly didn't have anything that I would call a kit bag from days when I played''
1485 "Yeah.'
Reply "You know, a lot of sport, err if they had a rucksack with some water in that would be, you know, about as big as it got, you know a small rucksack. But it certainly wasn't a big tennis, you know, things that you could put a tennis racquet in.'
1485 "Yeah.'
Reply "There was nothing of that size that you could hide a, a tennis racquet in or anything like that
What a pejorative post.
Who used a child's book to construct a timeline?
Who contacted Sky News? Go on ... you know who don't you. But not nearly as much fun is it.
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umms and errs in real time speech are just what sometimes happens ... everyone does it at one time or another. But at least these are for real and can be seen to be real and what actually happened at the interviews.
The same cannot be said of a single interview emanating from the Judicial Police. Perhaps you could attempt a parody of that. Well you could if it wasn't a parody already.