Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????

[Holly Goodhead]

or Lawyers4Us

Oh yes it's always 4them 

[puglove]

Oh brilliant!! Bamber's had a lovely song written for him!! (Sometimes I think the blue forum is there just for my entertainment!)   

If I start a Christmas poem, would anyone like to carry it on? Myster?


Twas the night before Sproutmas
And deep in the jail
Old Jeremy Bamber
Was reading his mail.

A nice card from Mike
"Hope your freedom's no rumour!"
And a photo of Misty-dog
Sniffing his tumour.

A small card from Roch
"Christmas bells, hope you ring 'em!"
And "Happy Bar Mitzvah!"
(That was from Mingham).

A small, stale mince pie
Squashed like it was knelt on
And a second-hand truss.
"Love and kisses, G. Belton."


Please feel free, anyone!

[APRIL]

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[Holly Goodhead]

Oh brilliant!! Bamber's had a lovely song written for him!! (Sometimes I think the blue forum is there just for my entertainment!)   

If I start a Christmas poem, would anyone like to carry it on? Myster?


Twas the night before Sproutmas
And deep in the jail
Old Jeremy Bamber
Was reading his mail.

A nice card from Mike
"Hope your freedom's no rumour!"
And a photo of Misty-dog
Sniffing his tumour.

A small card from Roch
"Christmas bells, hope you ring 'em!"
And "Happy Bar Mitzvah!"
(That was from Mingham).

A small, stale mince pie
Squashed like it was knelt on
And a second-hand truss.
"Love and kisses, G. Belton."


Please feel free, anyone!

 

 

You put Carol Ann Duffy in the shade!  I think any addition from me would be quite woeful by comparison 

[puglove]

 

You put Carol Ann Duffy in the shade!  I think any addition from me would be quite woeful by comparison 

From Lookout
A condom from 1907
And a promise
Of OAP sexual heaven.

And Mertol's done well!
Look at this ebay find
A betamax copy
Of Gone With The Wind.  (ouch!)

I don't think Carol Ann Duffy's got much to worry about, Holl.   

[APRIL]

Season's greetings.

[puglove]

Season's greetings.

Happy Christmas, April.   

[Holly Goodhead]

What happened to the 'poem' in post #65? 

[puglove]

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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????

« Reply #65 on: Today at 04:12:55 PM »]

'Tis the season to be jolly
Fal la la, la la la, la la la
This is so for Pugs and Holly
Fal la la, la la la, la la la
They are friends but will not mingle
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Guess they do not like my jingles
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

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Greetings to all less 3 witches
all absolute bitches
not forgetting Nelly
with his burgeoning belly
they banned naughty nun just for fun

 

A crap gift from Nelly
(Though he's rich as Croesus)
A jigsaw of kittens
With 2 missing pieces.

While Jeremy sucks
On a grey, mushy sprout
He knows he's got Buckley's
Of e'er getting out.

[Tim Invictus]

I am trying to rythme the word 'barrister' with 'cupid stunt' and to round it off with 'bent as a nine bob note'! Or is this post contemptuous enough now with out the need for the rythming!

[Lucy70]

Oh brilliant!! Bamber's had a lovely song written for him!! (Sometimes I think the blue forum is there just for my entertainment!)   

If I start a Christmas poem, would anyone like to carry it on? Myster?


Twas the night before Sproutmas
And deep in the jail
Old Jeremy Bamber
Was reading his mail

A nice card from Mike
"Hope your freedom's no rumour!"
And a photo of Misty-dog
Sniffing his tumour.

A small card from Roch
"Christmas bells, hope you ring 'em!"
And "Happy Bar Mitzvah!"
(That was from Mingham).

A small, stale mince pie
Squashed like it was knelt on
And a second-hand truss.
"Love and kisses, G. Belton."


Please feel free, anyone!

That's hilarious Shona!! :))

[puglove]

A message for the self righteous dog-loather on blue.

Look. I won't mention the deep doodoo you got yourself into on another forum. What I will say is.....you're obviously housebound so, instead of endlessly and cruelly insulting June, why don't you use your time by making a concerted effort to do some actual research, and also order all of the relevant books from Amazon or Bookfinder? If you lived in a more salubrious area I'd lend you mine, but i don't fancy them ending up being exchanged for a couple of bags of crack.

 

[puglove]

Oh my goodness, the blue forum has been PRICELESS tonight! I didn't expect daft (or maybe not so daft?) susan to be the mole - I thought it would turn out to be randy old Colly Cropper!

And Nelly, you have REALLY lowered the bar tonight. (Little bit of barrister humour there!) Don't forget that Gladys Beltdown blew the gaff years ago when he bragged that, as admin, he could read pms! AND, the first time a pm was ever posted onto a forum was when Gladys posted one of mine - he was hoping to look like a hero but ended up looking like a dick.

 

[ActualMat]

Oh my goodness, the blue forum has been PRICELESS tonight! I didn't expect daft (or maybe not so daft?) susan to be the mole - I thought it would turn out to be randy old Colly Cropper!

And Nelly, you have REALLY lowered the bar tonight. (Little bit of barrister humour there!) Don't forget that Gladys Beltdown blew the gaff years ago when he bragged that, as admin, he could read pms! AND, the first time a pm was ever posted onto a forum was when Gladys posted one of mine - he was hoping to look like a hero but ended up looking like a dick.

 

Problem is - when I posted the PM from Susan...... it was deleted. They want to sit and pretend it was from Hall. When I've shown it was from Susan years ago.

If by cropper you mean Keira.... The PM shows that it was KEIRA who told Susan. (I'd forgotten that part.)

[puglove]

Problem is - when I posted the PM from Susan...... it was deleted. They want to sit and pretend it was from Hall. When I've shown it was from Susan years ago.

If by cropper you mean Keira.... The PM shows that it was KEIRA who told Susan. (I'd forgotten that part.)

Hallo you!! I saw the pm. Even before I hit the Bacardi I struggled to make head or tail of it. I hope she's not in charge of heavy machinery.

We ALL know what's going on. It's sad and wanky. And nothing to do with Bamber. Just silly politics. Nelly should know better, and get more manly. What a weird hobby for a grown man.

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