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Offline Holly Goodhead

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« Reply #60 on: September 24, 2014, 10:23:23 PM »
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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #61 on: December 22, 2014, 12:33:19 PM »
Oh brilliant!! Bamber's had a lovely song written for him!! (Sometimes I think the blue forum is there just for my entertainment!)    @)(++(*

If I start a Christmas poem, would anyone like to carry it on? Myster?


Twas the night before Sproutmas
And deep in the jail
Old Jeremy Bamber
Was reading his mail.

A nice card from Mike
"Hope your freedom's no rumour!"
And a photo of Misty-dog
Sniffing his tumour.

A small card from Roch
"Christmas bells, hope you ring 'em!"
And "Happy Bar Mitzvah!"
(That was from Mingham).

A small, stale mince pie
Squashed like it was knelt on
And a second-hand truss.
"Love and kisses, G. Belton."


Please feel free, anyone!
There was an old woman called P@
Who worshipped a murdering tw@
She typed all day long
Getting everything wrong
Then her pussyc@ sh@ in her h@.

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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #62 on: December 22, 2014, 01:37:11 PM »
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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #63 on: December 22, 2014, 02:30:52 PM »
Oh brilliant!! Bamber's had a lovely song written for him!! (Sometimes I think the blue forum is there just for my entertainment!)    @)(++(*

If I start a Christmas poem, would anyone like to carry it on? Myster?


Twas the night before Sproutmas
And deep in the jail
Old Jeremy Bamber
Was reading his mail.

A nice card from Mike
"Hope your freedom's no rumour!"
And a photo of Misty-dog
Sniffing his tumour.

A small card from Roch
"Christmas bells, hope you ring 'em!"
And "Happy Bar Mitzvah!"
(That was from Mingham).

A small, stale mince pie
Squashed like it was knelt on
And a second-hand truss.
"Love and kisses, G. Belton."


Please feel free, anyone!

 @)(++(*

 8@??)(

You put Carol Ann Duffy in the shade!  I think any addition from me would be quite woeful by comparison  8)><(
Justice for Sheila and Jeremy. Victims of poorly arranged baby scoop era adoptions. Australia has apologised. Time for the UK to do the same?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hVbokTpYeg http://www.parliament.uk/edm/2012-13/92

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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #64 on: December 22, 2014, 03:08:16 PM »
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You put Carol Ann Duffy in the shade!  I think any addition from me would be quite woeful by comparison  8)><(

From Lookout
A condom from 1907
And a promise
Of OAP sexual heaven.

And Mertol's done well!
Look at this ebay find
A betamax copy
Of Gone With The Wind.  (ouch!)

I don't think Carol Ann Duffy's got much to worry about, Holl.    8(8-))
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She typed all day long
Getting everything wrong
Then her pussyc@ sh@ in her h@.

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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #65 on: December 22, 2014, 04:12:55 PM »
Season's greetings.


















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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #66 on: December 22, 2014, 06:59:39 PM »
Season's greetings.

Happy Christmas, April.    8((()*/

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Who worshipped a murdering tw@
She typed all day long
Getting everything wrong
Then her pussyc@ sh@ in her h@.

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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #67 on: December 22, 2014, 07:57:44 PM »
What happened to the 'poem' in post #65? 

Justice for Sheila and Jeremy. Victims of poorly arranged baby scoop era adoptions. Australia has apologised. Time for the UK to do the same?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hVbokTpYeg http://www.parliament.uk/edm/2012-13/92

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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #68 on: December 22, 2014, 08:58:34 PM »
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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????

Reply #65 on: Today at 04:12:55 PM ]

'Tis the season to be jolly
Fal la la, la la la, la la la
This is so for Pugs and Holly
Fal la la, la la la, la la la
They are friends but will not mingle
Fa la la, la la la, la la la
Guess they do not like my jingles
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

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Greetings to all less 3 witches
all absolute bitches
not forgetting Nelly
with his burgeoning belly
they banned naughty nun just for fun

 8)><( 8)><( 8)><( 8)><(

A crap gift from Nelly
(Though he's rich as Croesus)
A jigsaw of kittens
With 2 missing pieces.

While Jeremy sucks
On a grey, mushy sprout
He knows he's got Buckley's
Of e'er getting out.
There was an old woman called P@
Who worshipped a murdering tw@
She typed all day long
Getting everything wrong
Then her pussyc@ sh@ in her h@.

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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #69 on: December 23, 2014, 08:07:23 AM »
I am trying to rythme the word 'barrister' with 'cupid stunt' and to round it off with 'bent as a nine bob note'! Or is this post contemptuous enough now with out the need for the rythming!

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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #70 on: December 23, 2014, 01:58:02 PM »
Oh brilliant!! Bamber's had a lovely song written for him!! (Sometimes I think the blue forum is there just for my entertainment!)    @)(++(*

If I start a Christmas poem, would anyone like to carry it on? Myster?


Twas the night before Sproutmas
And deep in the jail
Old Jeremy Bamber
Was reading his mail

A nice card from Mike
"Hope your freedom's no rumour!"
And a photo of Misty-dog
Sniffing his tumour.

A small card from Roch
"Christmas bells, hope you ring 'em!"
And "Happy Bar Mitzvah!"
(That was from Mingham).

A small, stale mince pie
Squashed like it was knelt on
And a second-hand truss.
"Love and kisses, G. Belton."


Please feel free, anyone!

That's hilarious Shona!! :))

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Re: Is this the end of the mushy sprouts horror?????
« Reply #71 on: September 04, 2016, 08:13:55 AM »
A message for the self righteous dog-loather on blue.

Look. I won't mention the deep doodoo you got yourself into on another forum. What I will say is.....you're obviously housebound so, instead of endlessly and cruelly insulting June, why don't you use your time by making a concerted effort to do some actual research, and also order all of the relevant books from Amazon or Bookfinder? If you lived in a more salubrious area I'd lend you mine, but i don't fancy them ending up being exchanged for a couple of bags of crack.

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There was an old woman called P@
Who worshipped a murdering tw@
She typed all day long
Getting everything wrong
Then her pussyc@ sh@ in her h@.