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Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:21:54 PM »
A dead cert to be a loser in next year's Oscars  @)(++(* ...

‘Somebody in this case is lying, and lying their heads off.’ Anthony Arlidge QC, closing speech at the Bamber trial, 22 October 1986

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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2015, 01:58:28 PM »
A dead cert to be a loser in next year's Oscars  @)(++(* ...


"Nah then, Mike, listen up. Ah'm off t' Bingo - there's a bottle of Scotch int' parlour, it's for Christmas, ah nicked it special from Lidl - don't thee go drinking it and fannying abaht wit' camcorder."

"Nay, lass, of course ah won't. Burglar's honour. See thee later luv, 'av a good time."


2 minutes later......

* guzzle guzzle guzzle *

* click *
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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2015, 08:25:04 PM »
This chappie got involved in the Madeleine Mccann case, know the name from the old Martin Brunt sky forum, I knew he was a joker from the off...cos he got his facts all wrong, but even when presented with the reasons they were wrong, just kept insisting ...made him look very very stupid....not reliable at all,best ignored

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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2015, 10:43:27 PM »
"Nah then, Mike, listen up. Ah'm off t' Bingo - there's a bottle of Scotch int' parlour, it's for Christmas, ah nicked it special from Lidl - don't thee go drinking it and fannying abaht wit' camcorder."

"Nay, lass, of course ah won't. Burglar's honour. See thee later luv, 'av a good time."


2 minutes later......

* guzzle guzzle guzzle *

* click *
@)(++(* @)(++(* @)(++(*

The funniest post I have ever read!  Pissing myself laughing!

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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2015, 07:01:54 AM »
"Nah then, Mike, listen up. Ah'm off t' Bingo - there's a bottle of Scotch int' parlour, it's for Christmas, ah nicked it special from Lidl - don't thee go drinking it and fannying abaht wit' camcorder."

"Nay, lass, of course ah won't. Burglar's honour. See thee later luv, 'av a good time."


2 minutes later......

* guzzle guzzle guzzle *

* click *

 @)(++(* 8@??)(
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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2015, 07:11:23 AM »
And Mike are you in the bathroom AND on the loo?!

I think it's time for you to take a break.
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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2015, 08:38:01 AM »
And Mike are you in the bathroom AND on the loo?!

I think it's time for you to take a break.
... and dump all that BS.
‘Somebody in this case is lying, and lying their heads off.’ Anthony Arlidge QC, closing speech at the Bamber trial, 22 October 1986

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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2015, 07:45:04 PM »
What if Mike has been a guilter all along! And his entire agenda is to derail Jeremy's campaign?


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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2015, 08:55:37 PM »
What if Mike has been a guilter all along! And his entire agenda is to derail Jeremy's campaign?


Hahahaha

I've long thought that the blue forum is Mike's terrible revenge for not getting any bum-fun.
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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2015, 11:04:14 PM »
This chappie got involved in the Madeleine Mccann case, know the name from the old Martin Brunt sky forum, I knew he was a joker from the off...cos he got his facts all wrong, but even when presented with the reasons they were wrong, just kept insisting ...made him look very very stupid....not reliable at all,best ignored

He's always been a strange little angry fantasist, basically motivated by his resentment of the legal system. But burglars always piss and moan about coppers. At least his latest video shows that he's still good value for shits and gigs! I love it when he sticks his chin out and rolls his eyes, one of my pugs does that just before he whips round and gives his plums a good licking.
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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2015, 11:14:25 PM »
 @)(++(*   What a dreary miserable place this would be without pugsy!
‘Somebody in this case is lying, and lying their heads off.’ Anthony Arlidge QC, closing speech at the Bamber trial, 22 October 1986

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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2015, 11:31:27 PM »
@)(++(*   What a dreary miserable place this would be without pugsy!

Oh, ffs, he's wanging on about the watch again. You know what will be next? His dog will be sniffing his head and find a tumour.

I love your new avatar! You beat me to it!
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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2015, 11:53:24 PM »
If it's any consolation, Mike, your "belly full" of angst hasn't helped your cause, and certainly hasn't helped Bamber, but it's made me HOOT with laughter!!

Red forum spy, 15 and 3 quarters.

ps....If you were my dad, I'd smack you with a shovel.

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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2015, 12:10:36 AM »
If it's any consolation, Mike, your "belly full" of angst hasn't helped your cause, and certainly hasn't helped Bamber, but it's made me HOOT with laughter!!

Red forum spy, 15 and 3 quarters.

ps....If you were my dad, I'd smack you with a shovel.

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And....has Rochy bailed out on you, too? A decent bloke who couldn't support your endless nonsense anymore?

Mike, you need to take a bloody good look at yourself. You're a fooking joke.
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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2015, 09:39:33 AM »
That funny rolling eyes bit was when wifey knocked on the door...

"Cum eht 'ut bathroom Mike, and stop faffin' abeht wi' little Jimmy's Chrismus prezzunt... and don't forget put toilet seat dehn.  After, not before thas used it... laak tha usually dus."
‘Somebody in this case is lying, and lying their heads off.’ Anthony Arlidge QC, closing speech at the Bamber trial, 22 October 1986