Could Jeremy Bamber have used a windsurfer or a boat the night of the murders?

[Holly Goodhead]

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Tolleshunt+D'Arcy,+Maldon,+Essex+CM9/@51.7441638,0.7481108,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x47d91dd4eb622635:0xb1a27ebbdcc45e75

There was nothing to stop JB using a windsurfer to travel to and from WHF.  I've found a youtube vid of a windsurfer on the River Blackwater.  It would take next to no time for JB to stroll down to the seawall where he could have hidden his windsurfer and it would take probably 5 mins to hook round to WHF - see map above.  Pages Lane is between Lauriston Farm and Rolls Farm.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY_IVBsMB9k

He might have attached a lamping light to the boom head which he could then remove for the short walk from the river up the field and onto Pages Lane.

https://www.wetsuitoutlet.co.uk/2015-rip-curl-flashbomb-hooded-55mm-wetsuit-black-wsu4of-p-11719.html

https://www.surfdome.com/Wetsuit_Boots-578/

It's called thinking out the box 

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[Myster]

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Tolleshunt+D'Arcy,+Maldon,+Essex+CM9/@51.7441638,0.7481108,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x47d91dd4eb622635:0xb1a27ebbdcc45e75

There was nothing to stop JB using a windsurfer to travel to and from WHF.  I've found a youtube vid of a windsurfer on the River Blackwater.  It would take next to no time for JB to stroll down to the seawall where he could have hidden his windsurfer and it would take probably 5 mins to hook round to WHF - see map above.  Pages Lane is between Lauriston Farm and Rolls Farm.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY_IVBsMB9k

He might have attached a lamping light to the boom head which he could then remove for the short walk from the river up the field and onto Pages Lane.

https://www.wetsuitoutlet.co.uk/2015-rip-curl-flashbomb-hooded-55mm-wetsuit-black-wsu4of-p-11719.html

https://www.surfdome.com/Wetsuit_Boots-578/

It's called thinking out the box 

He could also have had some Milk Tray hidden inside his wetsuit, expecting Julie to be drooling in anticipation back at the cottage.

It's called thinking about the box.

[APRIL]

He could also have had some Milk Tray hidden inside his wetsuit, expecting Julie to be drooling in anticipation back at the cottage.

It's called thinking about the box.

.............of chocolates, naturally.

[Myster]

.............of chocolates, naturally.

And all because Jerry loved the Sea Wall route... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1pg1zpNgB0

[Holly Goodhead]

He could also have had some Milk Tray hidden inside his wetsuit, expecting Julie to be drooling in anticipation back at the cottage.

It's called thinking about the box.

It's also called thinking about rugged alpha males that know how to deliver what the lady loves!

[Myster]

It's also called thinking about rugged alpha males that know how to deliver what the lady loves!

An alpha male wouldn't stand a chance against a Great White, and in case you hadn't noticed, ladies have dumped Kraft Milk Tray for posher chocs...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2130304/The-Lady-loves-Milk-Tray-Not-anymore-says-Jan-Moir.html

[adam]

Some women prefer more than a Milk Tray.

Carrie in 'Sex in the City 2' was upset when her husband bought her a flat screen TV. She would have preferred jewellery.

[Caroline]

Some women prefer more than a Milk Tray.

Carrie in 'Sex in the City 2' was upset when her husband bought her a flat screen TV. She would have preferred jewellery.

He could have bought her this 

[Holly Goodhead]

Some women prefer more than a Milk Tray.

Too bloody right!  I don't have a sweet tooth so my Pete buys me various Marmite gifts like jars of marmite with champagne in that say "I Love You".  How sweet savoury is is that?   

http://www.marmite.co.uk/limited-editions

Carrie in 'Sex in the City 2' was upset when her husband bought her a flat screen TV. She would have preferred jewellery.

I would say personal and thoughtful are the name of the game.

[Holly Goodhead]

An alpha male wouldn't stand a chance against a Great White, and in case you hadn't noticed, ladies have dumped Kraft Milk Tray for posher chocs...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2130304/The-Lady-loves-Milk-Tray-Not-anymore-says-Jan-Moir.html

I think those 70's ads caused women of a certain age to have a lot of relationship problems with men when they were unable to reconcile the men in their lives with those portrayed in the ads risking life and limb to deliver a box of chocolates.  If you REALLY loved me....

[Holly Goodhead]

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Tolleshunt+D'Arcy,+Maldon,+Essex+CM9/@51.7441638,0.7481108,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x47d91dd4eb622635:0xb1a27ebbdcc45e75

There was nothing to stop JB using a windsurfer to travel to and from WHF.  I've found a youtube vid of a windsurfer on the River Blackwater.  It would take next to no time for JB to stroll down to the seawall where he could have hidden his windsurfer and it would take probably 5 mins to hook round to WHF - see map above.  Pages Lane is between Lauriston Farm and Rolls Farm.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY_IVBsMB9k

He might have attached a lamping light to the boom head which he could then remove for the short walk from the river up the field and onto Pages Lane.

https://www.wetsuitoutlet.co.uk/2015-rip-curl-flashbomb-hooded-55mm-wetsuit-black-wsu4of-p-11719.html

https://www.surfdome.com/Wetsuit_Boots-578/

It's called thinking out the box 

Adam and David I believe you are young guys, maybe late teens early twenties, so maybe you have dabbled in watersports?  Can you see any flaws with my theory about JB potentially using a windsurfer to travel to and from WHF?  To my mind it makes perfect sense and far more logical than any of the other suggested modes of transport: bike, car or walk.  Why do we have to remain rooted with theories of the past?

I can windsurf ok, although I'm no Sarah-Quita, but I think it would be a breeze. 

[Myster]

I think those 70's ads caused women of a certain age to have a lot of relationship problems with men when they were unable to reconcile the men in their lives with those portrayed in the ads risking life and limb to deliver a box of chocolates.  If you REALLY loved me....

... I'd send you a bottle of Marmite that's been nestling in my cupboard untouched for the past ten years... FREE to a good home. Don't test it out on "your Pete" though, he might not survi....... mmm, on second thoughts you could try a soupçon in his curry.

[Myster]

Adam and David I believe you are young guys, maybe late teens early twenties, so maybe you have dabbled in watersports?  Can you see any flaws with my theory about JB potentially using a windsurfer to travel to and from WHF?  To my mind it makes perfect sense and far more logical than any of the other suggested modes of transport: bike, car or walk.  Why do we have to remain rooted with theories of the past?

I can windsurf ok, although I'm no Sarah-Quita, but I think it would be a breeze.

Adam?... a young man!!!?  He must be at least 900 years old!
How come Julie never heard about this outlandish windsurfing theory?  &%+((£

[APRIL]

Adam?... a young man!!!?  He must be at least 900 years old!
How come Julie never heard about this outlandish windsurfing theory?  &%+((£

 %£&)**# If you'll forgive the expression, it's good to see your antenna is in excellent order.

[Admin]

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Tolleshunt+D'Arcy,+Maldon,+Essex+CM9/@51.7441638,0.7481108,15z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x47d91dd4eb622635:0xb1a27ebbdcc45e75

There was nothing to stop JB using a windsurfer to travel to and from WHF.  I've found a youtube vid of a windsurfer on the River Blackwater.  It would take next to no time for JB to stroll down to the seawall where he could have hidden his windsurfer and it would take probably 5 mins to hook round to WHF - see map above.  Pages Lane is between Lauriston Farm and Rolls Farm.   

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY_IVBsMB9k

He might have attached a lamping light to the boom head which he could then remove for the short walk from the river up the field and onto Pages Lane.

https://www.wetsuitoutlet.co.uk/2015-rip-curl-flashbomb-hooded-55mm-wetsuit-black-wsu4of-p-11719.html

https://www.surfdome.com/Wetsuit_Boots-578/

It's called thinking out the box 

You should have kept that post for today Holly.  Maybe he took a boat?