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Offline Myster

Oh No... not another documentary!
« on: March 23, 2022, 07:22:39 AM »
Will Jerry hog the limelight and be star of the show, or far too busy hidden in his 6' x 10' cubbyhole, scheming on yet another forlorn bid for freedom and predicting his umpteenth but ne'er to be granted imminent release...

https://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/crime/unlocking-the-cells-at-hmp-wakefield-channel-5-to-reveal-secrets-of-the-english-version-of-alcatraz-3621309

https://www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/yorkshire-news/channel-5s-hmp-wakefield-evil-23479244
« Last Edit: March 25, 2022, 06:56:17 AM by Myster »
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Offline colsville

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2022, 12:58:12 PM »
Will be interesting to see if any of the ex-prison staff have been manipulated by Bamber into thinking he's innocent.


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Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2022, 03:46:27 PM »
Will Jerry hog the limelight and be star of the show, or far too busy hidden in his 6' x 10' cubbyhole, scheming on yet another forlorn bid for freedom and predicting his umpteenth but ne'er to be granted imminent release...

https://www.wakefieldexpress.co.uk/news/crime/unlocking-the-cells-at-hmp-wakefield-channel-5-to-reveal-secrets-of-the-english-version-of-alcatraz-3621309

https://www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/yorkshire-news/channel-5s-hmp-wakefield-evil-23479244

It's not a documentary about JB, though, is it? 

Looks interesting---must remember to watch it.

Offline Myster

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2022, 05:20:21 PM »
It's not a documentary about JB, though, is it? 

Looks interesting---must remember to watch it.
He might only get a cursory mention anyway. I'm far more interested in the mind- and soul-destroying conditions all inmates have to endure, locked up for around 14 hours a day, (the claustrophobia would drive me nuts!) and constantly having to watch their backs for attacks from other violent offenders.

As a taster, Ross Kemp spending just one night in another cat. A prison, HMP Belmarsh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgGf8u8Vn1Y

Recent Inspection docs on HMP Wakefield...

https://www.justiceinspectorates.gov.uk/hmiprisons/inspections/hmp-wakefield-2/
It's one of them cases, in'it... one of them f*ckin' cases.

Offline Myster

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2022, 07:29:07 AM »
It's one of them cases, in'it... one of them f*ckin' cases.

Offline APRIL

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2022, 02:55:37 PM »
He might only get a cursory mention anyway. I'm far more interested in the mind- and soul-destroying conditions all inmates have to endure, locked up for around 14 hours a day, (the claustrophobia would drive me nuts!) and constantly having to watch their backs for attacks from other violent offenders.

As a taster, Ross Kemp spending just one night in another cat. A prison, HMP Belmarsh...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgGf8u8Vn1Y

Recent Inspection docs on HMP Wakefield...

https://www.justiceinspectorates.gov.uk/hmiprisons/inspections/hmp-wakefield-2/


Was it soul and mind destroying enough for you? It was far worse than I'd imagined. It was interesting to hear the diverse views of JB and amusing to hear the Guardian guy's description of Saint Jeremy -he's clearly besotted- it sounds as if he's an entirely different character from the one described by both 'residents' and guards, but their description of him sounded pretty accurate to me.

Offline Myster

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2022, 07:17:13 AM »

Was it soul and mind destroying enough for you? It was far worse than I'd imagined. It was interesting to hear the diverse views of JB and amusing to hear the Guardian guy's description of Saint Jeremy -he's clearly besotted- it sounds as if he's an entirely different character from the one described by both 'residents' and guards, but their description of him sounded pretty accurate to me.
Very!... but I think they emphasized the bleakness by shooting low-key, with minimum lighting and on floors of the wings which were sparsely occupied or unoccupied at the time. Unless that was from old footage.  Former lag Eric Allison, misguided as ever, suitably counteracted by another, Noel "Razor" Smith - "Bamber's guilty as sin, everybody knows this".

Instead of employing outside contractors, they should organise the lags into chain-gangs to refurbish and redecorate the flaking paint on the ceilings.  But then again, that would probably descend into comic mayhem similar to the finale at Blackpool Tower Circus with Charlie Cairoli & Co. hurling buckets of whitewash at each other.

I'm not all that keen on lashing out on presents for relatives at Christmas either, particularly those who don't return the compliment... so the former jailer who joked about Bamber's predicament has given me ideas... hmmm.
It's one of them cases, in'it... one of them f*ckin' cases.

Offline Myster

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2022, 11:59:19 AM »
Apart from two massive heating pipes which prevent inmates from freezing to death in Winter (at no extra charge), another advantage is that it's only a cock-stride to the loo should they get caught short in the middle of the night...
It's one of them cases, in'it... one of them f*ckin' cases.

Offline APRIL

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2022, 01:47:32 PM »
Apart from two massive heating pipes which prevent inmates from freezing to death in Winter (at no extra charge), another advantage is that it's only a cock-stride to the loo should they get caught short in the middle of the night...

Sheer luxury! I've slept in single rooms not too dissimilar on occasions.  @)(++(*

Offline Caroline

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #9 on: March 31, 2022, 07:14:24 PM »
Sheer luxury! I've slept in single rooms not too dissimilar on occasions.  @)(++(*

Compared to the first apartment I stayed in Corfu, it's the Ritz!  8((()*/

Offline Nicholas

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #10 on: March 31, 2022, 10:29:06 PM »
Very!... but I think they emphasized the bleakness by shooting low-key, with minimum lighting and on floors of the wings which were sparsely occupied or unoccupied at the time. Unless that was from old footage.  Former lag Eric Allison, misguided as ever, suitably counteracted by another, Noel "Razor" Smith - "Bamber's guilty as sin, everybody knows this".

Instead of employing outside contractors, they should organise the lags into chain-gangs to refurbish and redecorate the flaking paint on the ceilings.  But then again, that would probably descend into comic mayhem similar to the finale at Blackpool Tower Circus with Charlie Cairoli & Co. hurling buckets of whitewash at each other.

I'm not all that keen on lashing out on presents for relatives at Christmas either, particularly those who don't return the compliment... so the former jailer who joked about Bamber's predicament has given me ideas... hmmm.

Apparently Noel ‘Razor’ Smith is a diagnosed psychopath and good friend of David Wilson

Source ➡️ https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-heist/id1570425541?i=1000525374673
Who wants to take on this great massive lie?” Writer Martin Preib on the tsunami of innocence fraud sweeping our nation

Offline Myster

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2022, 04:47:06 PM »
Apparently Noel ‘Razor’ Smith is a diagnosed psychopath and good friend of David Wilson

Source ➡️ https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-heist/id1570425541?i=1000525374673
Re. Smith and Bamber... it takes one to know one as the well-worn saying goes.

A better link if, like me, you can't stand apples...  https://uk-podcasts.co.uk/podcast/if-it-bleeds-it-leads/the-heist
It's one of them cases, in'it... one of them f*ckin' cases.

Offline Myster

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2022, 04:51:14 PM »
It's one of them cases, in'it... one of them f*ckin' cases.

Offline Nicholas

Re: Oh No... not another documentary!
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2022, 10:30:06 PM »
Re. Smith and Bamber... it takes one to know one as the well-worn saying goes.

A better link if, like me, you can't stand apples...  https://uk-podcasts.co.uk/podcast/if-it-bleeds-it-leads/the-heist

Totally! Wilson too?
Who wants to take on this great massive lie?” Writer Martin Preib on the tsunami of innocence fraud sweeping our nation