I've done it many times... No one else is prepared to do it... Are you.
Yes, it's not an act of bravery, we're not going to Vietnam, Dav, none of this matters:
- Occulation of corpse post mortal accident by persons known - 21.3%
- Occulation of corpse post mortal accident by persons unknown - 20.8%
- Abduction by stranger (non-specific) - 20.4%
- Abduction by known person (non specific) - 9.7%
- Woke, horror stricken at plight / neglect, wandered (none specific fate) - 7.7%
- Woke, wandered, fell asleep in dumpster - 6.06%
- MM unilaterally decided to pursue a better life, due to neglect - 5.1%
- MM recruited persons unknown to assist in pursuance of a better life, due to neglect - 4.1%
- Persons known supplanted MM to new location to save her from neglect - 2.83%
- Really good at hide and seek - 0.031%
- Alien abduction - 0.0029%
- Snatched due to Ancient Canaanite bloodline - 0.002%
There's a few oddball theories that I've omitted for brevity.