Sounds a good way of keeping those 4 officers in jobs for a few more years
Can you imagine the morale of those 4 officers right now? When they signed up it was all overtime allthetime, trips to Portugal, Bermuda shorts and flip flops, send the intern out for Costa every morning, unlimited resources being pumped in - you want a laminator? Get two, just in case. Need some of those oversize bulldog clips - get me some! Anyone want any violet coloured ring binders while I'm at Staples? I want an executive office chair - in pleather. I've got RSI, can I have a gel mouse rest. Barbara keeps turning the air conditioning down.
Halcyon days, never setting foot outside unless it was to the airport. Probably had 5 a side every Wednesday night at SoccerZone behind the precinct, bowling and Ben and Jerry's on a Thursday.
Then the double whammy came and the bubble burst. Yes you can have more money, but Jerry has beaten us to the punch, MM's dead now, you've all failed really.....and COVID is about so you'll all have to work from home except you four - yes, you, you, you and you. Put a mask on, sit in separate rooms and watch your careers unravel one HCW pronouncement at a time and pretend to look for a dead person who nobody will ever find and shut up too.