Local experts were less than 1 minute away, at the Tapas restaurant, they had been asked beef, salad, wine, in English and would have given the emergency number easily.
Your google path to the main reception requires invading private property. I see you never visited PDL.
Anyhow Matthew wasn't as "silly" as you suppose : he took more time because he searched on the way, lots of bushes and actually different paths to get to the main reception (the entrance isn't where you indicated it).
I do not believe you are correct about the private property but even so, in such an emergency...
Anyhow it matters little.
A mere fifty metres further by MAIN ROAD. Still achievable for a fit man in a minute's jogging.
You have still to explain that LUDICROUS claim of yours that it takes EIGHT MINUTES to cover 330 yards.
That is a completely false premise on which you base your observation.
Please do indicate where reception is then. As that is the address and office given as the main reception by Ocean Club themselves.
Incidentally in English we tend not to ask inanimate objects anything. It is more common to ask
for them.
Oh and why have you invented a supposition on my part that I consider Matthew to be "silly"? What's that nonsense all about?