Jeremy Bamber forum - full stop idle or return?

[Caroline]

Cool.

When are the CApri girls coming over to play on HoPug turf then? 

If you wanna be serious players and run with us you will need to pass the initiation test 

I know I shouldn't ask this but ......... what initiation test? 

[puglove]

Well, you'll need a ginger fright wig, a cucumber, some KY jelly, a signed photo of Malcolm Muggeridge, a saveloy and some pug milk.

Are you still up for it, Caro?

[Myster]

Oh Dear!... the mod's nightmare is back. 
From experience, runny hunny's a tastier alternative to KY... imho. 

[Holly Goodhead]

I know I shouldn't ask this but ......... what initiation test? 

Over 48 hours: 3 peaks challenge with a full 10 gallon water drum strapped to your back.  Followed by a night out clubbing in Newcastle consuming a dozen jagerbombs and persuading 6 guys to part with their underwear for you (must be skid free).

We only accept best of breed into HoPugs.

Best of luck.   

[Holly Goodhead]

Oh Dear!... the mod's nightmare is back. 
From experience, runny hunny's a tastier alternative to KY... imho. 

but...WD-40 loosens rusted parts AND stops squeaks!

[Myster]

but...WD-40 loosens rusted parts AND stops squeaks!

... also cures coughs, colds, sore throats, and pimples on your di*ky hole (censored).

[Myster]

Have to get back to you again about you know what, Holls.
                     
                     a bit like
I've been feeling  pugsy today!.. hic, hic!
                          ^

[Caroline]

Over 48 hours: 3 peaks challenge with a full 10 gallon water drum strapped to your back.  Followed by a night out clubbing in Newcastle consuming a dozen jagerbombs and persuading 6 guys to part with their underwear for you (must be skid free).

We only accept best of breed into HoPugs.

Best of luck.   

Is that all - I do that at least once a month! 

[Caroline]

Well, you'll need a ginger fright wig, a cucumber, some KY jelly, a signed photo of Malcolm Muggeridge, a saveloy and some pug milk.

Are you still up for it, Caro?

Ok, found one of them 

[Holly Goodhead]

Ok, found one of them 

Think you might need this to go with it 

[Holly Goodhead]

Ok, found one of them 

Come on Caro...how's it going with the signed photo of Malcolm Muggeridge, saveloy and cucumber?  Try the WD-40 two way spray can - it loosens rusted parts, stops squeaks AND does what it says on the can...sprays 2 ways!?     I'm beginning to think with you it might be a case of "I'm lovin it" too much 

[Caroline]

Come on Caro...how's it going with the signed photo of Malcolm Muggeridge, saveloy and cucumber?  Try the WD-40 two way spray can - it loosens rusted parts, stops squeaks AND does what it says on the can...sprays 2 ways!?     I'm beginning to think with you it might be a case of "I'm lovin it" too much 

I got the photo, I posted it above! However, the WD40 is an addition to the original list - I'm suspicious that this list will just keep growing? 8)@)-) %£&)**#

[Holly Goodhead]

SH has now joined forces with the CApris on Blue and is claiming JB is a psychopath. 

Hmmm and how much credibility does she believe her judgement has based on her previous  &%+((£

NGB for god sake open the curtains again and let some light in - it's unhealthy and we all need a good laugh     

[Caroline]

SH has now joined forces with the CApris on Blue and is claiming JB is a psychopath. 

Hmmm and how much credibility does she believe her judgement has based on her previous  &%+((£

NGB for god sake open the curtains again and let some light in - it's unhealthy and we all need a good laugh 

The curtain doesn't need to be open, seems like you're sneaking a peek anyway. 

[Holly Goodhead]

The curtain doesn't need to be open, seems like you're sneaking a peek anyway. 

My spies are here, there and everywhere 

Also I regret to inform you that you do not meet the standards to join HoPugs.  We have no doubt you would be capable of passing the initiation tests but we have serious concerns about your ability to remain loyal to the group and retain confidences.