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Offline Myster

Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« on: November 25, 2015, 01:21:54 PM »
A dead cert to be a loser in next year's Oscars  @)(++(* ...

It's one of them cases, in'it... one of them f*ckin' cases.

Offline puglove

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2015, 01:58:28 PM »
A dead cert to be a loser in next year's Oscars  @)(++(* ...


"Nah then, Mike, listen up. Ah'm off t' Bingo - there's a bottle of Scotch int' parlour, it's for Christmas, ah nicked it special from Lidl - don't thee go drinking it and fannying abaht wit' camcorder."

"Nay, lass, of course ah won't. Burglar's honour. See thee later luv, 'av a good time."


2 minutes later......

* guzzle guzzle guzzle *

* click *
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.

Offline mercury

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2015, 08:25:04 PM »
This chappie got involved in the Madeleine Mccann case, know the name from the old Martin Brunt sky forum, I knew he was a joker from the off...cos he got his facts all wrong, but even when presented with the reasons they were wrong, just kept insisting ...made him look very very stupid....not reliable at all,best ignored

Offline sika

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2015, 10:43:27 PM »
"Nah then, Mike, listen up. Ah'm off t' Bingo - there's a bottle of Scotch int' parlour, it's for Christmas, ah nicked it special from Lidl - don't thee go drinking it and fannying abaht wit' camcorder."

"Nay, lass, of course ah won't. Burglar's honour. See thee later luv, 'av a good time."


2 minutes later......

* guzzle guzzle guzzle *

* click *
@)(++(* @)(++(* @)(++(*

The funniest post I have ever read!  Pissing myself laughing!

 @)(++(* @)(++(* @)(++(*

Offline Holly Goodhead

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2015, 07:01:54 AM »
"Nah then, Mike, listen up. Ah'm off t' Bingo - there's a bottle of Scotch int' parlour, it's for Christmas, ah nicked it special from Lidl - don't thee go drinking it and fannying abaht wit' camcorder."

"Nay, lass, of course ah won't. Burglar's honour. See thee later luv, 'av a good time."


2 minutes later......

* guzzle guzzle guzzle *

* click *

 @)(++(* 8@??)(
Just my opinion of course but Jeremy Bamber is innocent and a couple from UK, unknown to T9, abducted Madeleine McCann - motive unknown.  Was J J murdered as a result of identifying as a goth?

Offline Holly Goodhead

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2015, 07:11:23 AM »
And Mike are you in the bathroom AND on the loo?!

I think it's time for you to take a break.
Just my opinion of course but Jeremy Bamber is innocent and a couple from UK, unknown to T9, abducted Madeleine McCann - motive unknown.  Was J J murdered as a result of identifying as a goth?

Offline Myster

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2015, 08:38:01 AM »
And Mike are you in the bathroom AND on the loo?!

I think it's time for you to take a break.
... and dump all that BS.
It's one of them cases, in'it... one of them f*ckin' cases.

david1819

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Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2015, 07:45:04 PM »
What if Mike has been a guilter all along! And his entire agenda is to derail Jeremy's campaign?


Hahahaha

Offline puglove

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2015, 08:55:37 PM »
What if Mike has been a guilter all along! And his entire agenda is to derail Jeremy's campaign?


Hahahaha

I've long thought that the blue forum is Mike's terrible revenge for not getting any bum-fun.
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.

Offline puglove

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2015, 11:04:14 PM »
This chappie got involved in the Madeleine Mccann case, know the name from the old Martin Brunt sky forum, I knew he was a joker from the off...cos he got his facts all wrong, but even when presented with the reasons they were wrong, just kept insisting ...made him look very very stupid....not reliable at all,best ignored

He's always been a strange little angry fantasist, basically motivated by his resentment of the legal system. But burglars always piss and moan about coppers. At least his latest video shows that he's still good value for shits and gigs! I love it when he sticks his chin out and rolls his eyes, one of my pugs does that just before he whips round and gives his plums a good licking.
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.

Offline Myster

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2015, 11:14:25 PM »
 @)(++(*   What a dreary miserable place this would be without pugsy!
It's one of them cases, in'it... one of them f*ckin' cases.

Offline puglove

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #11 on: November 28, 2015, 11:31:27 PM »
@)(++(*   What a dreary miserable place this would be without pugsy!

Oh, ffs, he's wanging on about the watch again. You know what will be next? His dog will be sniffing his head and find a tumour.

I love your new avatar! You beat me to it!
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.

Offline puglove

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2015, 11:53:24 PM »
If it's any consolation, Mike, your "belly full" of angst hasn't helped your cause, and certainly hasn't helped Bamber, but it's made me HOOT with laughter!!

Red forum spy, 15 and 3 quarters.

ps....If you were my dad, I'd smack you with a shovel.

 8((()*/
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.

Offline puglove

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2015, 12:10:36 AM »
If it's any consolation, Mike, your "belly full" of angst hasn't helped your cause, and certainly hasn't helped Bamber, but it's made me HOOT with laughter!!

Red forum spy, 15 and 3 quarters.

ps....If you were my dad, I'd smack you with a shovel.

 8((()*/

And....has Rochy bailed out on you, too? A decent bloke who couldn't support your endless nonsense anymore?

Mike, you need to take a bloody good look at yourself. You're a fooking joke.
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.

Offline Myster

Re: Tesko's Magnificent Marlon Brando Impression
« Reply #14 on: November 29, 2015, 09:39:33 AM »
That funny rolling eyes bit was when wifey knocked on the door...

"Cum eht 'ut bathroom Mike, and stop faffin' abeht wi' little Jimmy's Chrismus prezzunt... and don't forget put toilet seat dehn.  After, not before thas used it... laak tha usually dus."
It's one of them cases, in'it... one of them f*ckin' cases.