Author Topic: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)  (Read 71638 times)

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Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #60 on: May 21, 2012, 09:09:49 AM »
Good morning. Just to let everyone know that I will be having one of my hissy fits on Wednesday, round about 11 in the morning. This will be due to a culmination of irritants that will result in me deleting my account and retiring to my shed to sob and write yet another letter to Linda Lusardi. And how do I know this? Because I'm a tw@t.
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Offline Angelo222

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #61 on: May 21, 2012, 09:13:41 AM »
Good morning. Just to let everyone know that I will be having one of my hissy fits on Wednesday, round about 11 in the morning. This will be due to a culmination of irritants that will result in me deleting my account and retiring to my shed to sob and write yet another letter to Linda Lusardi. And how do I know this? Because I'm a tw@t.

We all send our best wishes to [Name removed]o and hope that she makes a full recovery from that awful affliction.
De troothe has the annoying habit of coming to the surface just when you least expect it!!

Je ne regrette rien!!

Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #62 on: May 21, 2012, 09:43:27 AM »
Preece reckons she knows Mercer the dog handler, she outed the poor sod working at the co-op. So go and ask him what happened. Simples.
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.

Mikey

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Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #63 on: May 21, 2012, 09:56:59 AM »
Preece reckons she knows Mercer the dog handler, she outed the poor sod working at the co-op. So go and ask him what happened. Simples.


it can only get worse as the day of the judicial rewiew first hearing draws ever nearer.  @)(++(*

Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #64 on: May 21, 2012, 10:04:38 AM »
Preece reckons she knows Mercer the dog handler, she outed the poor sod working at the co-op. So go and ask him what happened. Simples.


it can only get worse as the day of the judicial rewiew first hearing draws ever nearer.  @)(++(*


Good times Mikey!

Livor mortis clearly visible on Sheila's arm, by the way.
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.

Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #65 on: May 21, 2012, 11:13:40 AM »
WOMAN ATTACKED BY RED KITES WHILE WEEDING GARDEN.

susan ingham, 85, said "I thought they were just being my friends, we're all friendly here in Yorkshire ha ha!"
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Mikey

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Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #66 on: May 21, 2012, 02:00:46 PM »
WOMAN ATTACKED BY RED KITES WHILE WEEDING GARDEN.

susan ingham, 85, said "I thought they were just being my friends, we're all friendly here in Yorkshire ha ha!"

There aint a word of truth in that cause she aint got a garden on her 2nd floor flat.

Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #67 on: May 21, 2012, 02:54:22 PM »
BRENTWOOD WOMAN GOOGLES "YORKSHIRE" OVER ONE MILLION TIMES IN ONE WEEKEND.

When asked to comment, Miss Preese (87) said  "Are you Ann eaton?"
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Offline ActualMat

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #68 on: May 21, 2012, 05:20:11 PM »
BRENTWOOD WOMAN GOOGLES "YORKSHIRE" OVER ONE MILLION TIMES IN ONE WEEKEND.

When asked to comment, Miss Preese (87) said  "Are you Ann eaton?"

Best. Post. Ever.
Literally just laughed my head off.

Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #69 on: May 21, 2012, 05:31:17 PM »
BRENTWOOD WOMAN GOOGLES "YORKSHIRE" OVER ONE MILLION TIMES IN ONE WEEKEND.

When asked to comment, Miss Preese (87) said  "Are you Ann eaton?"

Best. Post. Ever.

Literally just laughed my head off.

Glad you liked it, mate!           8((()*/
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.

Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #70 on: May 21, 2012, 05:52:36 PM »
Isn't it time something was done about that Preece woman? Everyone knows that her attacks have nothing to do with racism, and everything to do with jealousy and sexual frustration.
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.

Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #71 on: May 21, 2012, 07:05:20 PM »
MALVERN MAN MYSTIFIES MEDICS.

A Malvern man has puzzled the medical profession by being diagnosed with PMT.

"Yes, that's right," said Mr Bellton (89) "I've got PMT. How do I know? My hormonal swings are uncontrollable, I'm a nightmare once a month. Could you help me do my bra up?"
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Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #72 on: May 21, 2012, 07:55:23 PM »
You forgot mertol!

Everyone forgets mertol... 8(8-))
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Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #73 on: May 21, 2012, 08:10:03 PM »
Mr Bellton! We all know that you are over here all the time!

                                                     @)(++(*
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Offline puglove

Re: Julie Mugford (girlfriend)
« Reply #74 on: May 21, 2012, 09:20:25 PM »
MALVERN MAN MYSTIFIES MEDICS.

A Malvern man has puzzled the medical profession by being diagnosed with PMT.

"Yes, that's right," said Mr Bellton (89) "I've got PMT. How do I know? My hormonal swings are uncontrollable, I'm a nightmare once a month. Could you help me do my bra up?"

And it's MALDON. Peasant.
Jeremy Bamber kicked Mike Tesko in the fanny.