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Title: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 09, 2014, 03:31:28 PM
Mike has made a very generous offer of making available his mobile number to field calls at set times to answer posters' questions  8)-)))

http://jeremybamberforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,5955.msg264759.html#msg264759
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: ActualMat on October 09, 2014, 03:42:33 PM
I do hope his number isn't mistreated.
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 09, 2014, 03:57:14 PM
I do hope his number isn't mistreated.

I wouldn't mind listening to any call with Scipio  *&*%£  Wonder if some might end up in dirty talk  8(0(*
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Tim Invictus on October 09, 2014, 04:35:51 PM
Why the f..k would anyone want to phone that nobber?  Nobody even bothers responding to his posts, never mind phone him up.  Everyone on that forum (even Gladys, Clappedout & Nugnug) knows that Tesko is a liar.

Perfect answer! Bamber wants nowt to do with the olld crook; I can't imagine even the cranks and retards from Tesco's have anything to ask that creep!
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: puglove on October 09, 2014, 05:03:42 PM
Why the f..k would anyone want to phone that nobber?  Nobody even bothers responding to his posts, never mind phone him up.  Everyone on that forum (even Gladys, Clappedout & Nugnug) knows that Tesko is a liar.

 @)(++(*

Clappy will DEFFO be ringing!

"Come round to my warden controlled flat, Mike darling - I'll put Clinton Ford on the gramophone and take my teeth out."     
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 09, 2014, 09:45:01 PM
@)(++(*

Clappy will DEFFO be ringing!

"Come round to my warden controlled flat, Mike darling - I'll put Clinton Ford on the gramophone and take my teeth out."     

You've got it!

http://jeremybamberforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,5955.msg264843.html#msg264843

If her non-stop posts are anything to go by I think Mike might need some Viagra @)(++(*
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: John on October 11, 2014, 03:10:52 AM

For anyone who wants to take Tesko up on his offer...

                     07724852600

Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: puglove on October 11, 2014, 08:26:37 AM
For anyone who wants to take Tesko up on his offer...

                     07724852600

Oooh er. Saturday night + a big bottle of Bacardi + Mike's phone number.......

I've got a bad feeling about this.          8)><(
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Andrea on October 11, 2014, 02:08:04 PM
Has anyone taken Mike up on his offer yet? 
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 11, 2014, 02:37:19 PM
Has anyone taken Mike up on his offer yet?

Not as far as I know but I understand Clappy think he's a cunning linguist and is chomping at the bit with breathless anticipation!
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 12, 2014, 04:13:25 PM
MT:  Thick gruff Northern accent "Ello"

HG:  Sweet Southern accent "Hi Mike it's Holly Goodhead from Red"

MT:  Whad y say good head

HG:  Yes I was Naughty Nun on Blue

MT:  What good head naughty nun blue...fcuk off you pervy bitch.  I've gotta dodgy ticker and I'll report ya for dirty calls. 

Cuts call.  Then thinks...fcuk me it was Jackie Preece offering up phone sex.  Mad scramble to retrieve number. 

(Jackie only joking  8(0(*)
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 12, 2014, 06:52:37 PM
MT:  Thick gruff Northern accent "Ello"

Agent Z:  No accent deep authoritative voice "Mike it's Agent Z here"

MT:  "Jesus fcucking Christ.  Ya really exist.". Drops phone.  Has heart attack. 
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 12, 2014, 06:56:43 PM
What happened to puglove's last post? 
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: ActualMat on October 13, 2014, 01:39:54 AM
Complaint from the blues.
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: puglove on October 13, 2014, 07:55:25 AM
Complaint from the blues.

Brilliant!!    *&*%£
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Tim Invictus on October 13, 2014, 12:29:25 PM
That phone # is probably Tesco's 'porn' phone .... I wonder if Tesko's name is still all over porn sites?  &%+((£
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 13, 2014, 10:20:14 PM
Complaint from the blues.

Oh!  I didn't notice anything offensive about the posts on this thread.  Thought they were just a bit of harmless banter about Mike and the hotline.  &%+((£
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Tim Invictus on October 13, 2014, 11:51:25 PM
Free the Birmingham one! (Shona)

How on earth can Shona get banned for treating Nelly with the contempt he deserves? Remember it was NGB who allowed Tesco cranks to openly stalk Shona and many others from this forum! And we all know Hartley is spot on; NGB is just an opportunist who knows damn well Bamber is guilty as sin!
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Andrea on October 17, 2014, 10:25:17 PM
Has Mike dropped the 'phone mike night'  idea?
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Myster on October 18, 2014, 06:33:04 AM
Has Mike dropped the 'phone mike night'  idea?

The last time I rang all I got was a recorded woman's voice with -

"Dear customer... you have still not claimed your government grant for free loft insulation".... sounded just like "Z"!  8(8-))
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 18, 2014, 05:23:40 PM
New service is now fully operational!

http://jeremybamberforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,5955.msg267034.html?PHPSESSID=263d3e36718b0fafb5efc3dd12dec5b0#msg267034

I understand the knitting circle have asked for conferencing facilities as they are keen to engage Mike in long drawn out mass debating sessions in an attempt to get to the bottom of the matter!
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 18, 2014, 05:49:46 PM
I understand another new service being mooted is a Tesko loyalty card.  This will be based on quantity and quality of posts.  Points will be deducted in the event of posts being edited or removed.  Temporary bans will see all points on the card deducted and the poster will be back to zero.

There's a way to go on this yet as they have to get the back office systems up to support it.

The incentives attached to the loyalty card/points are yet to be thrashed out but I understand ideas under consideration are JB themed: signed photos, telephone calls and a prison visit. 

 8)-)))
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Myster on October 18, 2014, 07:39:45 PM
I thought we'd already scraped the bottom with mass debating sessions in the other thread.  8(8-))
You must have been working on that loyalty card post all afternoon when the Boss wasn't around!  %£&)**#
Gonna have to rename you Holly Badhead... if there's any more of that inyourendo.   &%+((£
 
Title: Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
Post by: Holly Goodhead on October 18, 2014, 08:44:57 PM
I thought we'd already scraped the bottom with mass debating sessions in the other thread.  8(8-))
You must have been working on that loyalty card post all afternoon when the Boss wasn't around!  %£&)**#
Gonna have to rename you Holly Badhead... if there's any more of that inyourendo.   &%+((£

I was beginning to think that sadly mass debating had run its course  8)><(