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Off Topic and General Discussions => Off topic, general discussions and the Wide Awake Club. => Topic started by: mercury on May 11, 2016, 01:51:56 AM

Title: Just wondering like
Post by: mercury on May 11, 2016, 01:51:56 AM
Seeing as there are so many knowledgable people here lol

If you have the curtains closed and loft insulation rofl how can this happen?


http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/may/10/police-officers-pilot-helicopter-camera-spy-sex-south-yorkshire
Title: Re: Just wondering like
Post by: G-Unit on May 11, 2016, 07:19:29 AM
Not everyone closes their curtains merc, or stays indoors during 'intimate moments' lol. One thing's for sure you would know the helicopter was around, they make a tremendous racket. Our local one used to visit the farmland where we lived regularly due to naughty people from the estate across the field tending to take to the fields if the police wanted to speak to them. At night it had a great big searchlight shining downwards.

It's not always quiet in the country; the combine harvester used to work at night too, with lights all over it. Add in screaming wildlife, escaping horses and cows and bird scarers and you have an idea how peaceful the countryside can be. One night at 2am a young girl knocked us up in tears. She'd been camping with friends in the fields and they turned on her and threw her out, We ended up driving her home because she'd no way of getting there herself.
Title: Re: Just wondering like
Post by: mercury on May 12, 2016, 12:53:30 AM

Racket noise is a giveaway suppose, so stop having sex when helicopters are over yer house lol

Just wondered if they had all the mod cons ndld see in yer bedroom lol

It cant be true

Dontt start me off about the countryside, I have a few grim tales