Nonsense & jokes!

[John]

Bad tasted? Even racist? Three people from the tv station got fired for this ...... bet you at least crack a smile!


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gpP2S6c74Ts

Holy fook hmm... That must be a windup surely?

[puglove]

Bad tasted? Even racist? Three people from the tv station got fired for this ...... bet you at least crack a smile!


http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gpP2S6c74Ts

Aaargh!! The most horrendously bad taste. But very funny.

That's life, Esther.  (Sorry, Tim, I know you don't like Esther Rantzen after the door thing.

But that's life!)     

[puglove]

Aaargh!! The most horrendously bad taste. But very funny.

That's life, Esther.  (Sorry, Tim, I know you don't like Esther Rantzen after the door thing.

But that's life!)     

What I'm not finding so rib-poppingly hilarious is that tomorrow morning I've got to find 900 quid to get my small black pug out of hospital after being fitted (incredibly) with a contact lens.

If I didn't live in a bungalow, I would now be dangling from the bannisters.     

[Myster]

What I'm not finding so rib-poppingly hilarious is that tomorrow morning I've got to find 900 quid to get my small black pug out of hospital after being fitted (incredibly) with a contact lens.

If I didn't live in a bungalow, I would now be dangling from the bannisters.     

Outrageous!... but you have to remember about that Bentley parked outside his surgery you're paying for.

Way past my bedtime pugs, but I've not forgotten about that promised message when I can find the time.

[puglove]

Outrageous!... but you have to remember about that Bentley parked outside his surgery you're paying for.

Way past my bedtime pugs, but I've not forgotten about that promised message when I can find the time.

Not a Bentley, but a Porsche Boxster, or something. Smokey wheels! A penis extension.

Hugely looking forward to to your message. Anything to take my mind off my pug sorrows.

BT is crying gently under the Christmas tree. I think he'd divorce me if he wasn't 86.

[puglove]

Not a Bentley, but a Porsche Boxster, or something. Smokey wheels! A penis extension.

Hugely looking forward to to your message. Anything to take my mind off my pug sorrows.

BT is crying gently under the Christmas tree. I think he'd divorce me if he wasn't 86.

But...because he IS 86, he needs someone (me) to mash up his nanas, and nick his pension.

AND...help him into his special pants.

Ho Ho!!!!

[puglove]

But...because he IS 86, he needs someone (me) to mash up his nanas, and nick his pension.

AND...help him into his special pants.

Ho Ho!!!!

Just mooching about, on both forums, and witnessing poor old Mike basically losing the plot.

But....wondering why ngb sanctions the madness, and why he bottles out when "Mason Doyle" fronts up to him?

"I am just an innocent member, I know nothing. "


No courage of your convictions, ngb? It's a bad idea to run with the hare and hunt with the hounds.

And I'll never forget how you supported mad Mrs  H.

Not quite as shiny as you pretend to be?

[puglove]

Just mooching about, on both forums, and witnessing poor old Mike basically losing the plot.

But....wondering why ngb sanctions the madness, and why he bottles out when "Mason Doyle" fronts up to him?

"I am just an innocent member, I know nothing. "


No courage of your convictions, ngb? It's a bad idea to run with the hare and hunt with the hounds.

And I'll never forget how you supported mad Mrs  H.

Not quite as shiny as you pretend to be?

And check you out, ngb. In your robe and wig.

But, strangely, stark bollock naked.