Don't say that Outlook, or else they'll all be crying rape and suing for compensation !!
To think we used to look such idiots dancing like that... well the boys did anyway.
Wasn't it Prince Phillip who called him "that bl**dy awful singer", but I thought he was quite good... then.
I've got one... by burly chassis - the words fit Mister Goldhanger perfectly !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBPVe5EpnE0
Oh lovely, you will have me singing "Goldhanger" everytime I hear this from now on.
Much to my surprise I find out that Delilah is the anthem of Stoke City FC and also for Welsh Rugby Fans. Nothing like singing about a stabbing before a game!
But your "Goldhanger" is just brilliant. I will compose the lyrics.
How about:
Goldhanger, he's the man
The man with the midas touch
A spider's touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of sin
But don't go in
Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from Mister Goldhanger
Julie Mugford, beware of his heart of gold
This heart is cold
Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can't disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows when he's kissed her
It's the kiss of death from Mister Goldhanger
Bamberettes, beware of his heart of gold
This heart is cold
He loves only gold
Only gold
He loves gold
He loves only gold
Only gold
He loves gold