Again. I suggest read the whole brochure Misty, if you had you would have noticed there are two separate areas, one for the kids who are awake and watching a movie etc, the other for those who are sleepy/asleep, and all excellently supervised (from a distance considerably closer than 90 metres).
I have posted this before from a parent who has actually used the listening service ... and I must say given the wealth of literature on the internet advertising holidays ... not just with Mark Warner ... with a listening service, I am finding this whole discussion bizarre in the extreme.
Is there a parallel universe out there and a parallel internet??
Mumsnet TalkEms, we went to Paleros last year, and had such a great time that we're going again next year. The child-care was great, our 3yo went sailing, ice cream trips, swimming in a really neat childs pool - all with the Mini Club that he was in. Meals for kids were really great, they serve tea at around 5pm, with lots of kids favorites to eat.
Then the baby listening started at 8pm. The staff walk around the rooms every 15 mins and listen at the door, if your child is making a noise they stay at the door and radio through to the control Nanny - who sends someone to find you. We were called twice, and both times they had obviously heard him as soon as he woke up, as by the time we got to him he hadn't really noticed that we weren't in the room. How old are your kids? I think that if they are over 3, and used to being left that they would really enjoy it. We really liked the adults food too, plenty of choice, drinkable wine, good company. (If you are used to eating in very posh restaurants, then maybe you wouldn't like the food, but.....). It was the first holiday since I've had my son that I actually felt relaxed at the end of it. They also had a 24 hour kitchen that was stocked with Mothercare sterilisers, milk, kettle and bottled water. All the cots and cot linen were Mothercare, all the toys were 'known' brands and looked very clean and looked after. If you have any specific questions - post again. p.s. my friend went at the end of the season and said that all the staff were a bit 'jaded', we went at the end of June and they were super keen, and very attentive.
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