Yes Bob has always been the perfect gentleman, it's you , you randy b....r
.I do worry about the blue forum, as it is nose diving at the mo. It has been taken down by a couple of posters, and that is sad.
I don't suppose I will be missed though, as I no nothing about knitting. My mum was a great knitter though.
Did me a pair of swimming trunks once. OK when you was in the water, but my nuts were on view when I got out.
The girls wern't to impressed, and the wool irritatated my... well you know. f..king things used to drag me to the bottom. Ended up with my cousins underpants, and they wern't speedo either. I think this is why I am a damaged person.
LOOOOOL, too funny! Welcome, Buddy!!!! And Bob!!! Buddy and Bob, hmmm.

Have to share an embarrassing bathing suit incident too! Was on my way home from work and came by a public swimming pool. I was tempted to take a quick swim, but I had no bathing gear with me, but thought, what the heck, you can rent a bathing suit.
So I did.... A dark blue, elastic thing with not so much elasticity left in it from so many washes. I wasn't thrilled about it, but it fit OK.
Well, it did as long as it was dry. When I got in the water and started swimming. The bathing suit got terribly LOOONG and I could feel the water stretching it after my butt. Wobble, wobble, nasty feeling!! It turned out being a VERY short swim, got out of the pool, and that was even worse! The part of it which was supposed to cling to your groin area was hanging down around my knees with water splashing to the ground. I casually RAN to the showers!!
