Wandering Off Topic

[Wonderfulspam]

I guess no one is taking the bait. Okay. Let me return to the topic of obesity. The science was settled years ago, but has since been altered to accommodate not hurting the feelings of fat people. If you don't eat, you don't get fat. If you eat too much & never exercise, you get fat. Obesity is a lifestyle choice & nothing more. People can argue that things effect metabolism & that's true but that the very root of the issue, the very cause of it is simply eating too much. It isn't complicated it shouldn't be controversial but fatness is personal choice. And I'm perfectly at liberty to say this, firstly because it's true, but also because I'm slightly fat, the same way black people are allowed to use the N word.

[Vertigo Swirl]

I reckon Spam is so fat he can?t get out of bed anymore and that?s why he spends all day and night channelling his self loathing into sordid and pathetic posts on this forum for his fan club of one.

[Wonderfulspam]

I reckon Spam is so fat he can?t get out of bed anymore and that?s why he spends all day and night channelling his self loathing into sordid and pathetic posts on this forum for his fan club of one.

If I was that fat I wouldn't be able to tend the garden. No, I'm 6'3" with a bit of a gut. I haven't weighed myself in a while but if I had to guess I am under 16 stone, probably closer to 15. I'll have to check soon. Anyway. I was thinking. Since obesity is a crisis in Britain I think all the fat people should be rounded up, dragged out of their armchairs by armed obesity enforcers. They should be placed in concentration camps on a strictly controlled diet of around 1000 calories a day & forced to exercise at gun point until they reach a certain BMI & waist size. Difficult problems require tough solutions I'm afraid. If fat people aren't willing to take responsibility for their fatness then the government should. It's no good leaving these fat f..kers to it & just hoping they sort themselves out. All they are going to do is keep eating KFC & McDonalds. They are costing the tax payer far too much & damaging the country for no other reason than their selfish irresponsible gluttony.

[Vertigo Swirl]

If I was that fat I wouldn't be able to tend the garden. No, I'm 6'3" with a bit of a gut. I haven't weighed myself in a while but if I had to guess I am under 16 stone, probably closer to 15. I'll have to check soon. Anyway. I was thinking. Since obesity is a crisis in Britain I think all the fat people should be rounded up, dragged out of their armchairs by armed obesity enforcers. They should be placed in concentration camps on a strictly controlled diet of around 1000 calories a day & forced to exercise at gun point until they reach a certain BMI & waist size. Difficult problems require tough solutions I'm afraid. If fat people aren't willing to take responsibility for their fatness then the government should. It's no good leaving these fat f..kers to it & just hoping they sort themselves out. All they are going to do is keep eating KFC & McDonalds. They are costing the tax payer far too much & damaging the country for no other reason than their selfish irresponsible gluttony.

You?ll never get Rupert and his merry band of right wing tw..s into Number 10 with these policies as most of his voter base are the very people you?d want to put on a diet at gunpoint.

[Wonderfulspam]

You?ll never get Rupert and his merry band of fight wing tw..s into Number 10 with these policies as most of his voter base are the very people you?d want to put on a diet at gunpoint.

Rupert Lowe isn't even remotely far right enough for me I'm afraid. No. I want a no nonsense dictatorship that is willing to deport anyone who ever entered Britain, not just illegally, but ever, since the beginning of recorded history. I want Britain to return to a green & pleasant land inhabited & ruled by animals only & the only way we can ever get there is through mass deportations or the via the extermination of all of the British human population. If we did that, there'd be no more racism, no more sexism, no poverty, no crime, no pollution, no fat people, I mean I could go on but surely even you can agree No humans = No more problems.

[Vertigo Swirl]

Rupert Lowe isn't even remotely far right enough for me I'm afraid. No. I want a no nonsense dictatorship that is willing to deport anyone who ever entered Britain, not just illegally, but ever, since the beginning of recorded history. I want Britain to return to a green & pleasant land inhabited & ruled by animals only & the only way we can ever get there is through mass deportations or the via the extermination of all of the British human population. If we did that, there'd be no more racism, no more sexism, no poverty, no crime, no pollution, no fat people, I mean I could go on but surely even you can agree No humans = No more problems.

yes dear, go have a lie down. 
Seriously though - do you have any real life friends you could discuss your beliefs and philosophy with?  Are you lonely?  Do you not have a job or a career that might take you out of your nihilistic fug?  Asking with a concerned face emoji

[Joe Blogs]

yes dear, go have a lie down. 
Seriously though - do you have any real life friends you could discuss your beliefs and philosophy with?  Are you lonely?  Do you not have a job or a career that might take you out of your nihilistic fug?  Asking with a concerned face emoji

I'm just enjoying the banter!

[Wonderfulspam]

yes dear, go have a lie down. 
Seriously though - do you have any real life friends you could discuss your beliefs and philosophy with?  Are you lonely?  Do you not have a job or a career that might take you out of your nihilistic fug?  Asking with a concerned face emoji

I do have a few friends. Believe it or not including a few women as it happens. And I also have a cat so it's impossible for me to be sad or lonely. But I do hate all of humanity. I've always been a misanthrope. I hate everybody, but not necessarily equally so yes that includes men, women homosexuals Muslims & black people. Absolutely everybody of any race colour and creed I completely resent & despise for how they have collectively destroyed the natural world. The world would be a much better place if humans never existed. But there is one stumbling block on the road to my desire for the complete extermination of humanity & that is there would be no one to feed & pet my cat.

[Vertigo Swirl]

I do have a few friends. Believe it or not including a few women as it happens. And I also have a cat so it's impossible for me to be sad or lonely. But I do hate all of humanity. I've always been a misanthrope. I hate everybody, but not necessarily equally so yes that includes men, women homosexuals Muslims & black people. Absolutely everybody of any race colour and creed I completely resent & despise for how they have collectively destroyed the natural world. The world would be a much better place if humans never existed. But there is one stumbling block on the road to my desire for the complete extermination of humanity & that is there would be no one to feed & pet my cat.

Christ, we may be the same person (except I am right about the McCanns and am considerably more intelligent and less racist than you, apart from that - snap!).

[Wonderfulspam]

Although I hate humanity I did feel slightly sad reading about Ann Widdecombe being murdered. Quite how anyone could murder a 4 ft nothing vulnerable very old woman is just disgusting. She was in favour of the death penalty for very serious offences. I think murdering tiny old ladies meets that standard. Even more so because she was a cat lover.

[Wonderfulspam]

Christ, we may be the same person (except I am right about the McCanns and am considerably more intelligent and less racist than you, apart from that - snap!).

You say that you are 'less racist' which it isn't difficult to be less racist than me, even for the most serious of racists. But anyway, I'm glad to hear that you are, even if only slightly, racist. How racist are you, just out of curiosity, I'm not sure how to measure it but maybe on a scale of one to ten?

[Vertigo Swirl]

Although I hate humanity I did feel slightly sad reading about Ann Widdecombe being murdered. Quite how anyone could murder a 4 ft nothing vulnerable very old woman is just disgusting. She was in favour of the death penalty for very serious offences. I think murdering tiny old ladies meets that standard. Even more so because she was a cat lover.

I don?t agree with the death penalty but I do agree that AW?s murder is a shocking and deplorable act.  I don?t think she was only 4ft tall though, not that that makes any difference.

[Vertigo Swirl]

You say that you are 'less racist' which it isn't difficult to be less racist than me, even for the most serious of racists. But anyway, I'm glad to hear that you are, even if only slightly, racist. How racist are you, just out of curiosity, I'm not sure how to measure it but maybe on a scale of one to ten?

Maybe a two or three?  Anyone who says they don?t have a racist bone in their body is almost certainly lying.  I don?t let my inherent racism translate into acts or bias, cruelty or violence though as I recognise that this is my problem to deal with, not anyone else?s.

[Wonderfulspam]

I don?t agree with the death penalty but I do agree that AW?s murder is a shocking and deplorable act.  I don?t think she was only 4ft tall though, not that that makes any difference.

I can't remember when capital punishment was abolished but I do know that in the 5 years after it was abolished, capital murder increased by 125%. A statistic I read somewhere. Ann believed in the death penalty for capital murder provided there was direct evidence ie cctv, dna etc but in cases with more ambiguity she didn't agree. Can anyone really argue that it is right to keep murderers like Axel Rudakabana for example, Alive? For what purpose? He will always be a danger to society & keeping him in a cell for the rest of his life, funded & fed by the taxpayer, doesn't seem like a reasonable use of public money to me.

[Vertigo Swirl]

I can't remember when capital punishment was abolished but I do know that in the 5 years after it was abolished, capital murder increased by 125%. A statistic I read somewhere. Ann believed in the death penalty for capital murder provided there was direct evidence ie cctv, dna etc but in cases with more ambiguity she didn't agree. Can anyone really argue that it is right to keep murderers like Axel Rudakabana for example, Alive? For what purpose? He will always be a danger to society & keeping him in a cell for the rest of his life, funded & fed by the taxpayer, doesn't seem like a reasonable use of public money to me.

And of course in those States in America where the death penalty applies there are hardly any murders *sarcasm*. Prove that it acts as a deterrent. Murdering a person who has murdered another is just sinking to their level - it?s barbaric and inhumane.