Mark Williams-Thomas making new three part crime series for Ch5.

[Venturi Swirl]

The German documentary makers seem upset at the idea that MWT might have found something they missed.

Really, where is this upset being expressed?  Do you seriously believe MWT has found a cast iron alibi? 

[Venturi Swirl]

I think the term 'documentary' is a somewhat grandiose title for what is nothing more than bandwagon jumping tittle tattle.

Oh you've watched it already then?  Interesting...

[The General]

Oh you've watched it already then?  Interesting...

All of them. They're all shite. In fact they should change the genre name from 'Real Crime' to 'Shite'.

[Venturi Swirl]

All of them. They're all shite. In fact they should change the genre name from 'Real Crime' to 'Shite'.

You should get a job as a TV critic for a highbrow publication, like the Beano perhaps?

[barrier]

You should get a job as a TV critic for a highbrow publication, like the Beano perhaps?

Even that is above the brit red tops though.

[The General]

You should get a job as a TV critic for a highbrow publication, like the Beano perhaps?

I'm not surprised you think The Beano is highbrow, given the content of your posts.

[Eleanor]

Okay.  Cut the insults.

[Venturi Swirl]

Okay.  Cut the insults.

Spoilsport.

[Venturi Swirl]

I'm not surprised you think The Beano is highbrow, given the content of your posts.

When you are able to critique a programme you haven't even watched yet with a one word review I think you're probably in no position to put down my content, but now you come to mention it I did used to enjoy the Beano until it went all woke and horribly pc. 

[The General]

When you are able to critique a programme you haven't even watched yet with a one word review I think you're probably in no position to put down my content, but now you come to mention it I did used to enjoy the Beano until it went all woke and horribly pc.

I'm able to critique them, and this is on topic, because if there was anything remotely groundbreaking then they'd have to alert the authorities.
So what we're left with is padding, establishing shots, 'interviews' with peripheral figures, conjecture, fluff, perhaps a  smattering of strumpet and a load of rhetorical questions at the end in case, you know, a sequal.

[Venturi Swirl]

I'm able to critique them, and this is on topic, because if there was anything remotely groundbreaking then they'd have to alert the authorities.
So what we're left with is padding, establishing shots, 'interviews' with peripheral figures, conjecture, fluff, perhaps a  smattering of strumpet and a load of rhetorical questions at the end in case, you know, a sequal.

I thought that the German documentary makers claimed they had alerted the authorities...?

[The General]

I thought that the German documentary makers claimed they had alerted the authorities...?

Good Lord, if they did I doubt they'd permit it's broadcast. It would be killed.
So we can safely assume that they either didn't, or what they did disclose was a steaming pile of TV muck.

[Venturi Swirl]

Good Lord, if they did I doubt they'd permit it's broadcast. It would be killed.
So we can safely assume that they either didn't, or what they did disclose was a steaming pile of TV muck.

You can "safely assume" whatever you want, I shall wait and see what transpires. 

[The General]

You can "safely assume" whatever you want, I shall wait and see what transpires.

You could have come to that conclusion 5 posts ago. Never mind. At least we agree I'm right again.

[barrier]

You could have come to that conclusion 5 posts ago. Never mind. At least we agree I'm right again.

Cut it out, thats davel's tag.