Filthy-rich Jo Rowling has another pot-boiler in the offing, inspired by countless posts by a certain someone on this very forum...
"Potty Sadie Potter and The Incredulous Tale of a Royal Blood Princess and her Astonishing Abduction for Preposterous Procreation Purposes".
I know nothing about The remarkably voluble Gen, Sadie, other than he's a dead ringer for Russell Crowe.
As for me, I'm just a lowly, uneducated primate with a fondness for citrus... https://streamable.com/3rrrdj
and a penchant for pretty Asian gals... https://streamable.com/xbr484
Too late. Enough people on here have read your words connecting you to The General and his connecting him to you.
You and The Gen are father and son unless you have both been telling lies.
Mmmm, Jo Rowling wasn't so wealthy when you drove her off, was she?
Anyway, you gave her the inspiration for a cracking set of books, so well done you. And, of course, your story, albeit much fanticized, is there for posterity ... if readers are able to unravel it. It is quite revealing.
Expensive Catholic Ampleforth College, which places itself as the equivalent of Protestant Eton, and Oxford were your Alma Maters and you did rather well reading Math IIRC. Cardinal Basil Hume (Albus in the HP books) was you guiding light so you were neither lowly nor an uneducated primate. Dunno about your fondness for citrus.
Yep, The Gen is rather handsome and you're not bad either
I hope that you are feeling better.
sadie