Where is Eleanor?

[The General]

Ha ha! Is it a court martial offence, General?

No, I replied to your previous comment, realised I was way off topic, deleted the content, but you can't delete the entry, so I explained the empty post.
You sausage.

[Joe Blogs]

No, I replied to your previous comment, realised I was way off topic, deleted the content, but you can't delete the entry, so I explained the empty post.
You sausage.

Ah! I thought you were reprimanding Spam or myself, General Jumbo Sausage!

[Vertigo Swirl]

So the only people with problems posting on here (apart from when the forum was down for everyone) are:

Sadie
Eleanor
Myster
Me
Lace.

Right you are then.

[The General]

So the only people with problems posting on here (apart from when the forum was down for everyone) are:

Sadie
Eleanor
Myster
Me
Lace.

Right you are then.

...and me. I couldn't log on for weeks too.
I had to wind old people up over on the touringcaravan.co.uk forum, ffs.
Trying to make out I don't know my way around a 10mm inline LPG connector.

[Vertigo Swirl]

...and me. I couldn't log on for weeks too.
I had to wind old people up over on the touringcaravan.co.uk forum, ffs.
Trying to make out I don't know my way around a 10mm inline LPG connector.

No, that was when the forum went down for a few weeks and affected everyone.  But before and after some of us were (and still are) experiencing problems which we have described.  In my case I still cannot log on via my home IP.

[Joe Blogs]

Tit

How old are you? Dont you remember General Jumbo from the Beano comic?

[The General]

How old are you? Dont you remember General Jumbo from the Beano comic?

No, I'm the 2nd youngest member of the forum.

[Joe Blogs]

No, I'm the 2nd youngest member of the forum.

Ah! Young and aggressive, General!
But you'll mellow in future, son! You'll mellow in future!

[Wonderfulspam]

No, I'm the 2nd youngest member of the forum.

I thought you were the youngest member? Did you just discover I'm a bit younger?

[The General]

I thought you were the youngest member? Did you just discover I'm a bit younger?

Yes, it became apparent that you must be slightly younger than me - which is 34 years younger than the median age here. Bloggs added 5 years to that number just by gegging in.

[The General]

Ah! Young and aggressive, General!
But you'll mellow in future, son! You'll mellow in future!

A bit rich from the old and demented guy, suffixing all posts with passive aggressive exclamation marks.
When do you start to mellow, me arl knacker?

[Joe Blogs]

A bit rich from the old and demented guy, suffixing all posts with passive aggressive exclamation marks.
When do you start to mellow, me arl knacker?

Here!! Less of the old!!!!

[The General]

Here!! Less of the old!!!!

You said you were 58. That's practically neolithic. It's like a bygone age when town gas was still ubiquitous.

[Joe Blogs]

You said you were 58. That's practically neolithic. It's like a bygone age when town gas was still ubiquitous.

Age is just a number, General!
I'll always be 16 at heart, i'm by no means finished yet, lad!

[Vertigo Swirl]

With age comes wisdom, something our resident Beavis and Butthead tribute act have clearly yet to acquire.