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Offline puglove

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #60 on: December 11, 2012, 11:54:42 AM »
Quote from: Joanne on December 11, 2012, 10:44:42 AM
Just been talking to the J Witnesses on the door step and a foxy runs past! Zippy ran in with her tail puffed out!

I've been pushing poison blocks down rat holes this morning (I HATE doing it, but we really are getting over-run) and when I went past a bit later the little b....rs had pushed them back out again. I'm impressed, but worried.

(Does anyone know a good rat-strangler?)
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Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #61 on: December 11, 2012, 01:15:48 PM »
Kitten's a good catcher, I'll ask her her rates, it's either by rat or by hour!
My Dads had a problem with rats coming in from next door via the cellar, he ended up getting pest control in, they're a pain because the pack animals. Didn't they used to use warfarin at one bit or was my granddad making it up when he told me!
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Offline puglove

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #62 on: December 11, 2012, 01:58:54 PM »
Quote from: Joanne on December 11, 2012, 01:15:48 PM
Kitten's a good catcher, I'll ask her her rates, it's either by rat or by hour!
My Dads had a problem with rats coming in from next door via the cellar, he ended up getting pest control in, they're a pain because the pack animals. Didn't they used to use warfarin at one bit or was my granddad making it up when he told me!

My father in law's on warfarin, and the stuff in these blocks (bromadiolone) works in the same way, as an anti-coagulant. Apparently, the rats just fall asleep in their nests, then die without pain. I hope that's true, they didn't ask to be rats. Mind you, they're also cannibals and eat any dead bodies, so the poison acts twice. Bit of a result!!
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Offline Andrea

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2013, 12:19:29 AM »
Cute!
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Offline puglove

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #64 on: January 05, 2013, 12:41:56 AM »
Quote from: Andrea on January 05, 2013, 12:19:29 AM
Cute!

OK. This is what's going to happen. Simon will be released, Bamber won't, Steph will end up on her own, and I'll marry bob.

Ta daaa!!!!!!!!
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Offline Andrea

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #65 on: January 05, 2013, 12:43:49 AM »
Im going to stay single for the time being, im my own boss!
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Offline puglove

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #66 on: January 05, 2013, 12:57:24 AM »
Quote from: Andrea on January 05, 2013, 12:43:49 AM
Im going to stay single for the time being, im my own boss!

Ho ho!!

Check you out, Steph. Abusing decent folk, when they were once your pals. What a dippy bint you are. You'll need us, soon. But we won't give a f..k. Best of luck. You'll need it.
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Offline ActualMat

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2013, 03:27:13 AM »
Quote from: Andrea on January 05, 2013, 12:43:49 AM
Im going to stay single for the time being, im my own boss!

you want to stay single?! I'll take the flowers back to the garage then.
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Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2013, 03:35:25 AM »
You got your Tesco points, so it's not a total loss  @)(++(*
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Offline insider

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2013, 03:50:54 AM »
Quote from: Joanne on January 05, 2013, 03:35:25 AM
You got your Tesco points, so it's not a total loss  @)(++(*
Hi Jo....youre up late early???   ?{)(**
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Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2013, 03:58:45 AM »
Yes. I'm going back to bed soon!
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Offline Andrea

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #71 on: January 23, 2013, 11:22:55 PM »
Scarlett goes mental when she sees someone wearing a hat!
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Offline puglove

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #72 on: January 23, 2013, 11:44:35 PM »
Quote from: Andrea on January 23, 2013, 11:22:55 PM
Scarlett goes mental when she sees someone wearing a hat!

OMG!! I had a Patterdale called Levi, and she would scream at anyone wearing a hat!! She also had a slug fetish, she always had slug remnants in her tosh. She was the weirdest creature. Should we be in the pub?
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Offline Andrea

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #73 on: January 24, 2013, 12:11:02 AM »
Aye, open up!
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Offline puglove

Re: Cats and Dogs
« Reply #74 on: January 24, 2013, 12:16:57 AM »
Quote from: Andrea on January 24, 2013, 12:11:02 AM
Aye, open up!

Blimey. Jo's been at the scratchings again. And Tim must be about, no condoms.    ?8)@)-)
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