The 4 remaining members of TT are under strict instructions to ignore this forum until the decision. They are dreading the reaction on here.
I think yr spot on there Chris! I have been told in confidence that this new plan is Roachford's big idea now he is a moderator .... he has been pm'ing like mad! He had to tell Mental Mertol not to use a second name because he can't write English!
If you go in the foyer at Tesko Towers you can see Gladys and Eleanor welcoming themselfs to the forum .... proper funny! 
Nice to see Rochford having his "monthly peek" on here last night! I wonder if he's woken up yet!
Roachford has behaved very strangely since he lost his job at the foundry! He had worked there 35 years and only got 5 grand redundancy .... he has taken to drinking vodka with his Cheerios now and his wife has left him! She had an affair with Mr. Singh at the cornershop and now they have both eloped to Nepal where they live on the family's lama farm!
The sickening thing is he only bought his wife last year from Malaysia and he had to cash in his pension plan to buy her. I told him at the time he should have bought her sale or return but he wouldn't listen! He called her his Oopa Loompa from Kuala Lumpur .... she is only 4'2" but he loved her to bits! Very sad!
He has perked up a bit though since his coup d'etat take over as Nelly's new Baldrick .... the rumour is that Gladys is secretly furious at Roach's duplicity and is plotting a counter offensive in his potting shed! It could be a blood bath!
