Wandering Off Topic

[jassi]

Or someone to look after them in really old age!

Ha, hadn't thought of that. Must be getting towards that age by now.

[Mr Gray]

Ha, hadn't thought of that. Must be getting towards that age by now.

Its more like who wants a frizzled dried currant when they can a tasre a juicy fresh grape... I presume you and others criticising are dried currants.. Lol

[jassi]

Its more like who wants a frizzled dried currant when they can a tasre a juicy fresh grape... I presume you and others criticising are dried currants.. Lol

I'm not criticizing at all, but yes, I'm getting a bit wrinkly now.

[Vertigo Swirl]

I'm not criticizing at all, but yes, I'm getting a bit wrinkly now.

I swear by Oil of Olay or whatever it's called these days - been using it since I was a teenager and don't look a day over 60 (I'm 59 next birthday).

[Mr Gray]

I'm not criticizing at all, but yes, I'm getting a bit wrinkly now.

apologies if you are not criticising..but to a certain extent a younger wife is asset  ..we had 3 tons of coal delivered last night and although it took her two hours she managed to get it all in

[The General]

apologies if you are not criticising..but to a certain extent a younger wife is asset  ..we had 3 tons of coal delivered last night and although it took her two hours she managed to get it all in

Unfortunately, most women are older than me by definition, so I'm not at that stage of cradle snatching.
But if you want to claim the somewhat dubious title of Forum M**** Magnet, be my guest. Maybe change your signature?

[Mr Gray]

Unfortunately, most women are older than me by definition, so I'm not at that stage of cradle snatching.
But if you want to claim the somewhat dubious title of Forum M**** Magnet, be my guest. Maybe change your signature?

I dont wish to claim anything...but if faith is going to continually make personal posts Ill respond...yours Mr Gray

[The General]

I dont wish to claim anything...but if faith is going to continually make personal posts Ill respond...yours Mr Gray

Mr Gray is a bit lame, Dav, in fairness.
I'm more of a young Denzel Foxx.

[Mr Gray]

Mr Gray is a bit lame, Dav, in fairness.
I'm more of a young Denzel Foxx.

its not my choice...its what my younger wife calls me

[The General]

its not my choice...its what my younger wife calls me

There's literally no end to the accolades:
Been on telly 5 times
Beat Kate Silverton (?) in a lunchtime TV debate on Titsmarsh Today
Gets called Mr Gray by his marginally younger wife.

[G-Unit]

There's literally no end to the accolades:
Been on telly 5 times
Beat Kate Silverton (?) in a lunchtime TV debate on Titsmarsh Today
Gets called Mr Gray by his marginally younger wife.

Who knew we had a celebrity in our midst! Closer to Z than A imo, but still......

[The General]

Who knew we had a celebrity in our midst! Closer to Z than A imo, but still......

I'm no celebrity, but I have a friend who is an actual celebrity. I say friend, he's a nob, but he's 'famous' in the sense that even the old people on this forum would recognise him.
I'll ask him if he knows Davel Gray.
I've been to more shbuznuzz soiree's in the last 5 years than I can remember, although not Golden Globes - but he was nominated, the plank.
Do I win a fiver?

[Mr Gray]

I'm no celebrity, but I have a friend who is an actual celebrity. I say friend, he's a nob, but he's 'famous' in the sense that even the old people on this forum would recognise him.
I'll ask him if he knows Davel Gray.
I've been to more shbuznuzz soiree's in the last 5 years than I can remember, although not Golden Globes - but he was nominated, the plank.
Do I win a fiver?

I made the deision to end my TV career..lol..due to the vile online abuse I received. Didnt bother me but when my children said..dad..why are people being mean to us..i realised it was better to take a back seat.

[The General]

I made the deision to end my TV career..lol..due to the vile online abuse I received. Didnt bother me but when my children said..dad..why are people being mean to us..i realised it was better to take a back seat.

Understandable. My friend, who does exist, honest, is a very popular guy here and the US....but the abuse from certain elements is absolutely next level and ceaseless. He has a dude who deals legally with all of the residual shit that is bandied about on social media. It's mainly jealousy - council estate lad makes good never goes down well.
So I don't blame you, Gray, given your intellect and good looks - must almost be a curse.

[sadie]

Are you using Firefox, Sadie?

Yep.  Has that got something odd about it?