Damn, and there was me thinking the WUM had finally hung up his wumming trousers (the ones with buttons on the side) and come to his senses. I thought perhaps Easter miracles really do exist?.
Ha, no I didn?t really- I may be a gullible old moron, but not THAT gullible! It seems the inexorable argument continues, with neither side conceding one millimeter of ground. I guess that means we will still be talking about buttons and sleeves and Gerry?s superhuman ability to be in two places at once for many more years to come. Hallelujah. Thanks be for Smithman, for without him what would we have to talk about?
I would say I'm suprised no one seems to be able to work this out for themselves but there are a lot of gullible morons about & I can't expect too much from them.
What time was the alarm raised, exactly, VS? Can you give me the exact time that Kate came screaming?
No you can't. Only
'around 10pm'. The guests at the tapas
didn't all stare at their watches & make a note of the exact time that Kate came screaming.
So, around 10pm could mean anything from 10mins to or 10 mins past really. If you bother to read Matt's rogatory you'd see that he puts the time slightly before 10pm & only said he believed it was 10pm because Rachel said so. Did she stare at her watch? Probably not. The guests all came up with an estimate.
So, if the alarm is raised slightly before 10pm. By 5 mins or so, then that's plenty of time for Gerry to do a bit of rubbish acting, then they all split up & search, then Mr Coincidental trousers gets seen carrying a stiff Maddie, in the wrong pyjamas, past the Smiths. The End.
It's really not that difficult.
Can we hear your theory now & make all the jigsaw pieces of Brueckner fit where the sighting of Gerry goes?