ASK; JEREMY BAMBER

[Caroline]

He's what's known colloquially round my way as an absolute c***. It's as simple as that.
Forgive my abrupt line of questioning, but how did he manage to suck you in to his world?

I vaguely remembered the case and watched Crimes That Shook Britain. On the face of it, the questions that surrounded the case (and which formed part of the documentary) seemed quite plausible. I joined the blue forum and started to read through the documents and the logs etc. As a novice I was quite convinced that he could be innocent. I sent him a good luck letter through the email a prisoner system and got the shock of my life when he wrote back (must admit, also felt uncomfortable). Anyway, in for a penny, I thought I would take the opportunity to ask some questions about what I had read. A pattern began to forum where he would answer straight forward questions and completely avoid or side step the more difficult or controversial ones. Also, lots of what was being claimed were just sentences that had been (deliberately) misinterpreted. Talking with some of the guilty supporters on the blue forum also helped to clarify a few things.

[The General]

There’s no correlation between psychopathy and intelligence

What type of intelligence?

[ISpyWithMyEye]

Let's put it this way, you've got girdles older than me, Queen.

Indeed I have

Would you like to borrow one? ☺️

[The General]

Indeed I have

Would you like to borrow one? ☺️

Yeh, go ed. Early 20th century artefacts are of interest to me. How you people lived in those days is fascinating.

[ISpyWithMyEye]

Not as old as ispy at least.

Do you mind?!

I think I look pretty good for 89

In fact, I’m often mistaken for being just 83 😤

[ISpyWithMyEye]

Yeh, go ed. Early 20th century artefacts are of interest to me. How you people lived in those days is fascinating.

I’ll throw in a pair of bloomers for you too...size XXXXL so might be snug for you, but at least you’ll be able to show off your pert posterior, petal ☺️

[The General]

I’ll throw in a pair of bloomers for you too...size XXXXL so might be snug for you, but at least you’ll be able to show off your pert posterior, petal ☺️

err, thanks. I think.

[Caroline]

Let's put it this way, you've got girdles older than me, Queen.

Girdles? 

[ISpyWithMyEye]

Girdles? 

Haha!

The Octogenarian has tripped himself up....whoops!🥺

Girdles went out of fashion last mid century, I believe. Which means the Octogenarian has knocked about 20 years off his age. Tut tut.

Now we know you’re about 100, General, why don’t you do a walk round your garden on your zither frame for a few weeks; you may raise £8.43 for the “Set Jeremy Bamber Free — He’s Innocent!!l”🐌

[The General]

Haha!

The Octogenarian has tripped himself up....whoops!🥺

Girdles went out of fashion last mid century, I believe. Which means the Octogenarian has knocked about 20 years off his age. Tut tut.

Now we know you’re about 100, General, why don’t you do a walk round your garden on your zither frame for a few weeks; you may raise £8.43 for the “Set Jeremy Bamber Free — He’s Innocent!!l”🐌

Zither frame, you say.

[G-Unit]

Zither frame, you say.

A novel walking aid, a zither frame, is it not? Might help with your rythym.

[ISpyWithMyEye]

Zither frame, you say.

You know what I meant

Zimmer frame, Genereal

It was a typo

You sound more chirpy now — has your care worker tucked you in the night and spoon fed you your dinner, petal?

[The General]

You know what I meant

Zimmer frame, Genereal

It was a typo

You sound more chirpy now — has your care worker tucked you in the night and spoon fed you your dinner, petal?

You discerned all that from 4 words? Go you Grotbags.