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Offline Holly Goodhead

Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« on: October 09, 2014, 03:31:28 PM »
Mike has made a very generous offer of making available his mobile number to field calls at set times to answer posters' questions  8)-)))

http://jeremybamberforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,5955.msg264759.html#msg264759
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Offline ActualMat

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2014, 03:42:33 PM »
I do hope his number isn't mistreated.
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Offline Holly Goodhead

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2014, 03:57:14 PM »
Quote from: ActualMat on October 09, 2014, 03:42:33 PM
I do hope his number isn't mistreated.

I wouldn't mind listening to any call with Scipio  *&*%£  Wonder if some might end up in dirty talk  8(0(*
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Just my opinion of course but Jeremy Bamber is innocent and a couple from UK, unknown to T9, abducted Madeleine McCann - motive unknown.  Was J J murdered as a result of identifying as a goth?

Offline Tim Invictus

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2014, 04:35:51 PM »
Quote from: sika on October 09, 2014, 04:23:47 PM
Why the f..k would anyone want to phone that nobber?  Nobody even bothers responding to his posts, never mind phone him up.  Everyone on that forum (even Gladys, Clappedout & Nugnug) knows that Tesko is a liar.

Perfect answer! Bamber wants nowt to do with the olld crook; I can't imagine even the cranks and retards from Tesco's have anything to ask that creep!
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Offline puglove

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2014, 05:03:42 PM »
Quote from: sika on October 09, 2014, 04:23:47 PM
Why the f..k would anyone want to phone that nobber?  Nobody even bothers responding to his posts, never mind phone him up.  Everyone on that forum (even Gladys, Clappedout & Nugnug) knows that Tesko is a liar.

 @)(++(*

Clappy will DEFFO be ringing!

"Come round to my warden controlled flat, Mike darling - I'll put Clinton Ford on the gramophone and take my teeth out."     
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Offline Holly Goodhead

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2014, 09:45:01 PM »
Quote from: puglove on October 09, 2014, 05:03:42 PM
@)(++(*

Clappy will DEFFO be ringing!

"Come round to my warden controlled flat, Mike darling - I'll put Clinton Ford on the gramophone and take my teeth out."     

You've got it!

http://jeremybamberforum.co.uk/index.php/topic,5955.msg264843.html#msg264843

If her non-stop posts are anything to go by I think Mike might need some Viagra @)(++(*
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Offline John

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2014, 03:10:52 AM »

For anyone who wants to take Tesko up on his offer...

                     07724852600

« Last Edit: October 11, 2014, 04:23:09 AM by John »
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A malicious prosecution for a crime which never existed. An exposé of egregious malfeasance by public officials.
Indeed, the truth never changes with the passage of time.

Offline puglove

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2014, 08:26:37 AM »
Quote from: John on October 11, 2014, 03:10:52 AM
For anyone who wants to take Tesko up on his offer...

                     07724852600

Oooh er. Saturday night + a big bottle of Bacardi + Mike's phone number.......

I've got a bad feeling about this.          8)><(
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Offline Andrea

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2014, 02:08:04 PM »
Has anyone taken Mike up on his offer yet? 
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Offline Holly Goodhead

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2014, 02:37:19 PM »
Quote from: Andrea on October 11, 2014, 02:08:04 PM
Has anyone taken Mike up on his offer yet?

Not as far as I know but I understand Clappy think he's a cunning linguist and is chomping at the bit with breathless anticipation!
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Just my opinion of course but Jeremy Bamber is innocent and a couple from UK, unknown to T9, abducted Madeleine McCann - motive unknown.  Was J J murdered as a result of identifying as a goth?

Offline Holly Goodhead

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2014, 04:13:25 PM »
MT:  Thick gruff Northern accent "Ello"

HG:  Sweet Southern accent "Hi Mike it's Holly Goodhead from Red"

MT:  Whad y say good head

HG:  Yes I was Naughty Nun on Blue

MT:  What good head naughty nun blue...fcuk off you pervy bitch.  I've gotta dodgy ticker and I'll report ya for dirty calls. 

Cuts call.  Then thinks...fcuk me it was Jackie Preece offering up phone sex.  Mad scramble to retrieve number. 

(Jackie only joking  8(0(*)
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Just my opinion of course but Jeremy Bamber is innocent and a couple from UK, unknown to T9, abducted Madeleine McCann - motive unknown.  Was J J murdered as a result of identifying as a goth?

Offline Holly Goodhead

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2014, 06:52:37 PM »
MT:  Thick gruff Northern accent "Ello"

Agent Z:  No accent deep authoritative voice "Mike it's Agent Z here"

MT:  "Jesus fcucking Christ.  Ya really exist.". Drops phone.  Has heart attack. 
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Offline Holly Goodhead

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2014, 06:56:43 PM »
What happened to puglove's last post? 
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Offline ActualMat

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2014, 01:39:54 AM »
Complaint from the blues.
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Offline puglove

Re: Tesko opens hotline for hot questions.
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2014, 07:55:25 AM »
Quote from: ActualMat on October 13, 2014, 01:39:54 AM
Complaint from the blues.

Brilliant!!    *&*%£
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