Your narrative is in the first person from start to finish.
I find it reminiscent of the technique that Amaral used to suggest he had witnessed events he had not in “The Truth of the Lie”.
Careful reading of your posts suggest that the incident you claim was visited on another in the mistaken belief it was you, had not actually happened … it was a “threat”.
Thereafter follows the tirade of defamation the genesis of which is based on a fantastical mental image which you have convinced yourself occurred as you remember it but which I don't think ever really happened.
Your posts confirm that.
There is so much within that limited exchange that is a mirror image of what has happened to the McCann case that it is really quite spooky much more than it is laughable.
But to choose just one of the earlier ‘laughable’ instances, I think I have to go for the Calpol one.
We all know that Calpol isn’t poison. Amaral didn’t … but he managed to convince an army of people, some to this day, that it was.
Probably more tragic than laughable.
I found it ludicrous that a mother who thought her children had been sedated by an abductor did nothing except check occasionally that they were still breathing. Fancy doing no medically recommended tests!
I don't know what Mrs McCann's job is, but she seems to have been spending more time with her family rather than helping with the recent emergencies. Most NHS workers carried on, including those like my daughter who doesn't work with patients face to face.
"We have been fortunate to spend more time together as a family since lockdown began, an enforced block to a usually frenetic life, a silver lining to this dark cloud.
"It has made us think about Madeleine even more, as she would have shared this period of special closeness with us too."
https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/uk-news/kate-gerry-mccann-haunted-lockdown-18191803