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Offline Robittybob1

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5325 on: May 12, 2019, 08:03:03 PM »
cheers
Polygraph answers are either Yes or No, but if you think you can beat it you would need to answer one question with a lie, so what would you lie about in the test?
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Offline Mr Gray

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5326 on: May 12, 2019, 08:08:14 PM »
Polygraph answers are either Yes or No, but if you think you can beat it you would need to answer one question with a lie, so what would you lie about in the test?

www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2012/09/25/nsa-whistleblower-reveals-how-to-beat-a-polygraph-test....

I could beat it ...I was in the SOS

Offline Robittybob1

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5327 on: May 12, 2019, 08:13:04 PM »
www.usnews.com/news/blogs/washington-whispers/2012/09/25/nsa-whistleblower-reveals-how-to-beat-a-polygraph-test....

I could beat it ...I was in the SOS
I think we call them SAS.  SOS sounds more like an emergency call.
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Offline Mr Gray

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5328 on: May 12, 2019, 08:14:40 PM »
I think we call them SAS.  SOS sounds more like an emergency call.

it was  a joke......and also a little play on words re your question...what lie would you tell....

Offline Robittybob1

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5329 on: May 12, 2019, 08:26:53 PM »
it was  a joke......and also a little play on words re your question...what lie would you tell....
You can't be tested on a joke.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2019, 08:39:32 PM by Robittybob1 »
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Offline Vertigo Swirl

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5330 on: May 12, 2019, 08:31:49 PM »
I used to been able to summon forth demons from The 4th Realm to wreak havoc on the mortal plane when in a self-induced hypnagogic state. It's all about controlling your breathing. And blinking.
Can't do it any more.
I can bend spoons - with my mind (in conjunction with both hands). 
"You can't reason with the unreasonable".

Offline Mr Gray

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5331 on: May 12, 2019, 08:33:02 PM »
I can bend spoons - with my mind (in conjunction with both hands).

my wife can make money disappear

Offline The General

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5332 on: May 12, 2019, 08:37:09 PM »
I can bend spoons - with my mind (in conjunction with both hands).
Uncanny. Utterly spellbinding. Embrace your gift.
Subject Matter Expert - Hobos.

Offline Robittybob1

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5333 on: May 12, 2019, 08:42:09 PM »
my wife can make money disappear
Does she know you said that about her?  Yes or No?
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Offline The General

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5334 on: May 12, 2019, 08:44:09 PM »
Does she know you said that about her?  Yes or No?
[loosens tie and shuffles uncomfortably in the seat, eyes darting around the room]....'errr, yes'.
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Offline Mr Gray

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5335 on: May 12, 2019, 08:44:25 PM »
Does she know you said that about her?  Yes or No?

is taht any of your business...yes or no

Offline Mr Gray

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5336 on: May 12, 2019, 08:45:06 PM »
[loosens tie and shuffles uncomfortably in the seat, eyes darting around the room]....'errr, yes'.

it seems a stupid question to me

Offline The General

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5337 on: May 12, 2019, 08:46:33 PM »
it seems a stupid question to me
Answer the question dammit. And put your trousers back on man.
Subject Matter Expert - Hobos.

Offline Robittybob1

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5338 on: May 12, 2019, 08:49:18 PM »
is taht any of your business...yes or no
Yes we are giving Davel an "on line" interactive lie detector test.  Since he never answered that question I think it is safe to say he failed his polygraph.
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Offline Robittybob1

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #5339 on: May 12, 2019, 08:53:18 PM »
If you refuse to answer have you failed the polygraph test?
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