Wandering Off Topic

[Mr Gray]

Personal pride?

As in ego.... No.

[The General]

As in ego.... No.

Not ego, because you don't have one. The most humble of men. The Case of the Humble Dental Nurse by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

[Mr Gray]

Not ego, because you don't have one. The most humble of men. The Case of the Humble Dental Nurse by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

Why do you keep bringing my assistant into this

[The General]

Why do you keep bringing my assistant into this

There's no way Conan Doyle was your assistant! Shut the front door!
Do dental nurses even have assistants; particularly such obviously over-qualified ones?

[Mr Gray]

There's no way Conan Doyle was your assistant! Shut the front door!
Do dental nurses even have assistants; particularly such obviously over-qualified ones?

Oh I see... You think I'm a, dental nurse... Your deduction based on the evidence is revealing as to your abilities... Or lack if them

[The General]

Oh I see... You think I'm a, dental nurse... Your deduction based on the evidence is revealing as to your abilities... Or lack if them

Indeed. To deduce the correct profession (such as it is) from such scant data is a triumph.
Now swill this noxious, fluorescent liquid around for 10 seconds, then spit. I SAID SPIT!

[Mr Gray]

Indeed. To deduce the correct profession (such as it is) from such scant data is a triumph.
Now swill this noxious, fluorescent liquid around for 10 seconds, then spit. I SAID SPIT!

Since knowledge is power carry on

[The General]

Since knowledge is power carry on

Thank you [closes eyes, steeples fingers and presses them to lips].......
....you've had left knee trouble.....of a chronic nature.......

[G-Unit]

Personal pride?

That's an interesting question. Why would someone who is perfectly capable of correct spelling and grammar fail to use it?

[Mr Gray]

That's an interesting question. Why would someone who is perfectly capable of correct spelling and grammar fail to use it?

Precisely... See if you can work it out

[The General]

Precisely... See if you can work it out

You lost the use of both hands in a threshing machine accident, didn't you?
Terrible, terrible accident, wasn't it?
You're on then mend now though, aren't you, but it's been a long road?
6 years of rehab, am I right?
It's the hands, you see. 'Don't mock the afflicted', my late mother used to say. She also used to say 'if you keep pulling that face, you'll stick like it!'.
As Max Bygraves would say 'You Need Hands', and he was right, you do. Need hands.
That's what the mittens are for, aren't they? For thermal protection. Every other finger is bionic.
I used to know a woman who had false legs, but real feet. Toxic shock, apparently.

[Mr Gray]

You lost the use of both hands in a threshing machine accident, didn't you?
Terrible, terrible accident, wasn't it?
You're on then mend now though, aren't you, but it's been a long road?
6 years of rehab, am I right?
It's the hands, you see. 'Don't mock the afflicted', my late mother used to say. She also used to say 'if you keep pulling that face, you'll stick like it!'.
As Max Bygraves would say 'You Need Hands', and he was right, you do. Need hands.
That's what the mittens are for, aren't they? For thermal protection. Every other finger is bionic.
I used to know a woman who had false legs, but real feet. Toxic shock, apparently.

I simply try to type too fast.. And mostly can't be bothered to correct the mistakes

[The General]

I simply try to type too fast.. And mostly can't be bothered to correct the mistakes

Oh.

[Vertigo Swirl]

You were the one to equate love with positive statements, not me.

You were the one who deflected from my original question, I have no idea why.  You really should be a politician.

[Vertigo Swirl]

You lost the use of both hands in a threshing machine accident, didn't you?
Terrible, terrible accident, wasn't it?
You're on then mend now though, aren't you, but it's been a long road?
6 years of rehab, am I right?
It's the hands, you see. 'Don't mock the afflicted', my late mother used to say. She also used to say 'if you keep pulling that face, you'll stick like it!'.
As Max Bygraves would say 'You Need Hands', and he was right, you do. Need hands.
That's what the mittens are for, aren't they? For thermal protection. Every other finger is bionic.
I used to know a woman who had false legs, but real feet. Toxic shock, apparently.

Once upon a time you were quite amusing, sadly that time has passed.
IMO.