Wandering Off Topic

[Mr Gray]

Oh.

One of your better posts

[Eleanor]

The last Off Topic Topic was much more interesting than this Off Topic Topic.

[Vertigo Swirl]

I applaud and admire every single person who contributed to the defeat of the Nazis, whether voluntarily or involuntarily, whether British or not.

What do you think of people who think we’d be better off if the Nazis had won?

[G-Unit]

What do you think of people who think we’d be better off if the Nazis had won?

People can think what they like, I don't care.

[The General]

One of your better posts

Nice spelling.

[Vertigo Swirl]

People can think what they like, I don't care.

You do care, you care so much that you had to make a “let me be absolutely clear” speech earlier.  You know when politicians do that they’re about to spout a load of disingenuous nonsense.

[The General]

You do care, you care so much that you had to make a “let me be absolutely clear” speech earlier.  You know when politicians do that they’re about to spout a load of disingenuous nonsense.

Can't see why you would say that.
Unbelievably, I think you actually believe what you type.
Not that anyone cares.
Trust me, literally nobody.

[Vertigo Swirl]

Can't see why you would say that.
Unbelievably, I think you actually believe what you type.
Not that anyone cares.
Trust me, literally nobody.

Really?  You’ve interviewed everyone and asked them have you?  If no one cared what I wrote no one would ever bother replying to my posts.  I suggest you prove your complete lack of interest in mine by not replying to this.  Ta ta.

[The General]

Really?  You’ve interviewed everyone and asked them have you?  If no one cared what I wrote no one would ever bother replying to my posts.  I suggest you prove your complete lack of interest in mine by not replying to this.  Ta ta.

Tata
I Like it.
Tonight Matthew VS is the arbiter of amusing.

[Vertigo Swirl]

Tata
I Like it.
Tonight Matthew VS is the arbiter of amusing.

Oh dear, thanks for caring enough to respond.  Ta ta again.

[The General]

Oh dear, thanks for caring enough to respond.  Ta ta again.

Terrible thing envy.
Why not consider your posts to make them amusing, like me?
And then type without anger.
Trust me, it works. I'm the funniest 71 year old dyslexic going.

[Vertigo Swirl]

Terrible thing envy.
Why not consider your posts to make them amusing, like me?
And then type without anger.
Trust me, it works. I'm the funniest 71 year old dyslexic going.

I think you’re just lonely.  It seems like you need the attention and thrive on it.  I think you care enough about our sparring posts to keep on replying, which means you need me and want me to respond.  When you stop responding I will take it as a sign that I was wrong, otherwise you will just keep on proving me right.

[The General]

I think you’re just lonely.  It seems like you need the attention and thrive on it.  I think you care enough about our sparring posts to keep on replying, which means you need me and want me to respond.  When you stop responding I will take it as a sign that I was wrong, otherwise you will just keep on proving me right.

Correct again. You're good at this.
Only The Lonely is my theme tune.
Colin the Cat is my only companion.
Kevin, not Colin. It's not actually my cat, it's Colin's. Or Kevin's.

[Vertigo Swirl]

Talking of cats, I’ve just put food down for mine, his favourite Whiskas pouch.  We’d run out this morning and he didn’t touch his substitute dry pellets so I thought he’d tuck into his pouch of wet food with gusto.  Turned his nose right up at it.  As if to say “you let me down this morning so don’t expect me to eat anymore of this muck ever again”.  Cats, eh?  Who’d have ‘em.

[barrier]

Talking of cats, I’ve just put food down for mine, his favourite Whiskas pouch.  We’d run out this morning and he didn’t touch his substitute dry pellets so I thought he’d tuck into his pouch of wet food with gusto.  Turned his nose right up at it.  As if to say “you let me down this morning so don’t expect me to eat anymore of this muck ever again”.  Cats, eh?  Who’d have ‘em.

Andrew Lloyd Webber was keen on them.