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Offline ShiningInLuz

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8040 on: March 16, 2020, 08:33:52 AM »
Strange really because when I was a child there was no soft toilet roll, there was something named Izal toilet paper. It was hard and shiny and tough enough to write on but it didn't block the sewers for some reason.

Due to the pain factor of using Izal, it meant there was a major incentive to use as little of it as humanly possible.

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Offline puglove

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8041 on: March 16, 2020, 08:36:57 AM »
Due to the pain factor of using Izal, it meant there was a major incentive to use as little of it as humanly possible.

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Offline jassi

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8042 on: March 16, 2020, 09:16:34 AM »
Strange really because when I was a child there was no soft toilet roll, there was something named Izal toilet paper. It was hard and shiny and tough enough to write on but it didn't block the sewers for some reason.


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When I was young, it was squares of newspaper hanging on a nail in the outside privy.
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Offline barrier

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8043 on: March 16, 2020, 09:23:56 AM »

Sheer luxury!
When I was young, it was squares of newspaper hanging on a nail in the outside privy.

Dock leaves if a need arose..
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Offline G-Unit

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8044 on: March 16, 2020, 09:54:19 AM »
Dock leaves if a need arose..

I told my daughter as a last resort to go and pick dock leaves.  @)(++(*
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Offline Robittybob1

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8045 on: March 16, 2020, 09:55:06 AM »
Dock leaves if a need arose..
What did you do on a frosty morning?
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Offline barrier

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8046 on: March 16, 2020, 09:57:54 AM »
What did you do on a frosty morning?
Went round  the Mulberry bush.
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Offline Miss Taken Identity

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8047 on: March 16, 2020, 09:06:09 PM »
Went round  the Mulberry bush.

Hahahaah good one!

Interesting about the dock leaves we use them wild camping!

In China away from the touristy palces they also use a hole in the ground , you have to squat. and use water.

It may be useful to have a spray bottle with soapy water kept near the radiator (cold water will cause  a shock lol)to squirt on to your... OR after your first flush to remove the waste you dunk your botty into the pan and flush again!
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Offline jassi

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8048 on: March 16, 2020, 09:13:09 PM »
Hahahaah good one!

Interesting about the dock leaves we use them wild camping!

In China away from the touristy palces they also use a hole in the ground , you have to squat. and use water.

It may be useful to have a spray bottle with soapy water kept near the radiator (cold water will cause  a shock lol)to squirt on to your... OR after your first flush to remove the waste you dunk your botty into the pan and flush again!

I believe the Romans used sponges - or loofas for the really tough
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I suspect everyone. And l suspect no one.
I gather the facts, examine the clues... and before   you know it, the case is solved!"

Or maybe not -

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Offline Miss Taken Identity

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8049 on: March 16, 2020, 09:24:21 PM »
I believe the Romans used sponges - or loofas for the really tough
yeah them Romans always bathing and washing... When you look at the Roman soldiers what they did for a living having a loofa on your botty is nothing!! They were real men- real hard. heehee
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Offline Anthro

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8050 on: March 17, 2020, 06:54:52 AM »
Panic purchasing hit South Africa yesterday. Particularly tissue paper, sanitizer and household cleaning products. I witnessed a woman at a chain store, buying 40 packets of cigarettes. Staff had to source it from different sections within the store, i.e. kiosk, liquor shop and storage.

Offline The General

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8051 on: March 17, 2020, 07:32:18 AM »
I spent 15 days silently secreted in a hedgerow, moving only to urinate in to a bottle and defecate in to cling film.
Whilst I admit a couple of squares of toilet paper would have been useful, maintaining personal hygiene levels were secondary to the potential of being discovered.
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Offline Mr Gray

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8052 on: March 17, 2020, 07:57:03 AM »
I spent 15 days silently secreted in a hedgerow, moving only to urinate in to a bottle and defecate in to cling film.
Whilst I admit a couple of squares of toilet paper would have been useful, maintaining personal hygiene levels were secondary to the potential of being discovered.

That will teach you to pay your TV license on time in future

Offline The General

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8053 on: March 17, 2020, 08:25:53 AM »
That will teach you to pay your TV license on time in future
They are very tenacious. It was a battle of wills in the end, day 16 their resolve broke.
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Offline Mr Gray

Re: Wandering Off Topic
« Reply #8054 on: March 17, 2020, 08:53:36 AM »
They are very tenacious. It was a battle of wills in the end, day 16 their resolve broke.

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