Wandering Off Topic

[G-Unit]

Who! wants a second hand rubbish bin ?

Mine was brand new, never been used. New bins were being delivered to every household at the time. I rang up because collections were due to start and I didn't have the right bin. They said they'd delivered one, I said it wasn't there and they said it must have been stolen and I must report it.

[Eleanor]

So sue me Boris Bin Snatcher.

I'll set Macron on yous.  Get outa that.

[Mr Gray]

Mine was brand new, never been used. New bins were being delivered to every household at the time. I rang up because collections were due to start and I didn't have the right bin. They said they'd delivered one, I said it wasn't there and they said it must have been stolen and I must report it.

So no evidence it was stolen

[Vertigo Swirl]

I'll set Macron on yous.  Get outa that.

That little pipsqueak wouldn’t reach my knees (and I’m certainly not old enough for him to show any interest in anyway). 

[Vertigo Swirl]

So no evidence it was stolen

LOL.  Yeah, maybe she just didn’t like the colour and chucked the bin in the nearest bin and staged an abduction.

[G-Unit]

So no evidence it was stolen

None at all, but I was forced to report it or pay up for one.

[Eleanor]

That little pipsqueak wouldn’t reach my knees (and I’m certainly not old enough for him to show any interest in anyway).

Are you suggesting that I am?

[Vertigo Swirl]

Are you suggesting that I am?

To be fair you’re probably more his type.

[Eleanor]

To be fair you’re probably more his type.

Age you mean.  Well, don't you?  Sadly, he's too old for me.

[Vertigo Swirl]

Age you mean.  Well, don't you?  Sadly, he's too old for me.

. He’s too short for me.  And too French.  Sozaloz.

[Eleanor]

. He’s too short for me.  And too French.  Sozaloz.

Anything is better than Marine le Penn.  Do you fancy her?  For President I mean?  And not that other funny stuff.  Unless you fancy that of course;

Is this comment Libellous?

[Vertigo Swirl]

Anything is better than Marine le Penn.  Do you fancy her?  For President I mean?  And not that other funny stuff.  Unless you fancy that of course;

Is this comment Libellous?

On my lord.  Are you asking me if I’m lesbitiously inclined?  How very dare you!! Certainly not for Marine Le Pen, nor Madame Macron that’s for certain.  I fancy Eric Cantona though.  For president, and the other thing. 

[Eleanor]

On my lord.  Are you asking me if I’m lesbitiously inclined?  How very dare you!! Certainly not for Marine Le Pen, nor Madame Macron that’s for certain.  I fancy Eric Cantona though.  For president, and the other thing.

You mean you're not Woke?  I shall have to report you to The Woke Police.  See how you like that.

[Vertigo Swirl]

You mean you're not Woke?  I shall have to report you to The Woke Police.  See how you like that.

I’m certainly not woke, I’m half asleep most of the time, and spend my more lucid moments championing child neglecters and body occulteers.  Hardly woke innit.  I think you can be unwoke and a lesbian though, look at Julie Burchill (if you can bear to, mindd you she IS an ex lezzer).

[Eleanor]

I’m certainly not woke, I’m half asleep most of the time, and spend my more lucid moments championing child neglecters and body occulteers.  Hardly woke innit.  I think you can be unwoke and a lesbian though, look at Julie Burchill (if you can bear to, mindd you she IS an ex lezzer).

All of The Woke will be Ex Woke in a minute, so don't worry about it.