Yes, I do read your musings whenever I have a few minutes to spare, on your life in Brittany and interests in gardening, machinery (both of which I share) and your time in the Wrens (which I don't). Although I'm a landlubber, my dad served on HMS Suffolk during the Far Eastern Campaign, bombarding Japanese positions on the Malay peninsula. He used to brag about being the button boy, climbing right to the top of the mast (without any safety harness in those days) whilst training as a new recruit at HMS Ganges... but his middle name was Mitty so that tall tale might be apocryphal. Shame that in recent years the Establishment buildings and mast became derelict, unless proposed plans to incorporate them in a new housing development have now been successful...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v6uuyREePs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBooiTUfSk8
Why were your two new doors so expensive? Made of solid oak? Such a pity that you have to ruin one of them with a doggone dog flap!
I don't have a price yet for the next two new doors. But the others are Oak on the inside and doubly insulated, so I get 30% back from The Revenue.
Look now. The little pisser has to get in and out, presuming he so chooses, which I sometimes doubt. And a well built dog flap will be better than the current tatty curtain that has served many dogs before him.
And in case you were wondering, No, I can't be asked to think about when he might feel motivated to pee outside. I just live in hope.