Wandering Off Topic

[Wonderfulspam]

You don't actually shop in Tescos, do you?  Poor you.  Lidl is the only place to go.

Waitrose & Sainsburys are too upmarket for me I'm afraid, I shop at Asda quite a lot, they have a nice value range, I'm very averse to buying major brands because I'm a tight git.
But then actually, as a total contrarian, thinking about it now, I should be refusing to eat altogether, since my body insists upon me that I must. Yes, from now on I'm going on hunger strike in protest against myself.

[Myster]

You don't actually shop in Tescos, do you?  Poor you.  Lidl is the only place to go.

I don't shop there because they pinched Tesco's catchphrase - "Like the flea that peed in the sea... Every Lidl Helps".

[Myster]

Waitrose & Sainsburys are too upmarket for me I'm afraid, I shop at Asda quite a lot, they have a nice value range, I'm very averse to buying major brands because I'm a tight git.
But then actually, as a total contrarian, thinking about it now, I should be refusing to eat altogether, since my body insists upon me that I must. Yes, from now on I'm going on hunger strike in protest against myself.

Shopping online is the way to go - last monthly shop was from Iceland, £40 minimum spend for free devilry. All in strong plastic bags carried direct to your door, unlike Sainsbury's (mean bu**ers since they ditched plastic) where you have to handball every item from their trays to your hallway.

[Eleanor]

Waitrose & Sainsburys are too upmarket for me I'm afraid, I shop at Asda quite a lot, they have a nice value range, I'm very averse to buying major brands because I'm a tight git.
But then actually, as a total contrarian, thinking about it now, I should be refusing to eat altogether, since my body insists upon me that I must. Yes, from now on I'm going on hunger strike in protest against myself.

Do me a favour.

[Eleanor]

I don't shop there because they pinched Tesco's catchphrase - "Like the flea that peed in the sea... Every Lidl Helps".

Tell me about it.  O'Connor always has Fleas despite the endless amounts of money I spend.  What a dear little shit he is.

[Wonderfulspam]

Shopping online is the way to go - last monthly shop was from Iceland, £40 minimum spend for free devilry. All in strong plastic bags carried direct to your door, unlike Sainsbury's (mean bu**ers since they ditched plastic) where you have to handball every item from their trays to your hallway.

I got Iceland delivered during the lockdown, not bad yes, all comes in bags which is the convenient selling point, but I found their range of products a bit limited.

No bags with Asda online, so yes, I have to handball, I load it into my own bags for life at the front door & then drag it all downstairs to the kitchen.

I could just drive myself to the supermarket more often & actually physically shop, but since I detest the human race I often prefer to limit my contact with it wherever possible.

[Vertigo Swirl]

I don't think it's very important, it just shows the MSM will print anything and that this man isn't a reliable witness.

Perhaps you could supply the direct quotes from this man to prove your point (second time of asking).

[Eleanor]

I got Iceland delivered during the lockdown, not bad yes, all comes in bags which is the convenient selling point, but I found their range of products a bit limited.

No bags with Asda online, so yes, I have to handball, I load it into my own bags for life at the front door & then drag it all downstairs to the kitchen.

I could just drive myself to the supermarket more often & actually physically shop, but since I detest the human race I often prefer to limit my contact with it wherever possible.

I should if I was you.

[Myster]

I got Iceland delivered during the lockdown, not bad yes, all comes in bags which is the convenient selling point, but I found their range of products a bit limited.

No bags with Asda online, so yes, I have to handball, I load it into my own bags for life at the front door & then drag it all downstairs to the kitchen.

I could just drive myself to the supermarket more often & actually physically shop, but since I detest the human race I often prefer to limit my contact with it wherever possible.

That's true, but it means you don't waste time scrolling through endless choices with the major supermarkets, if you only want the basics. Use the others intermittently for expensive and hard to find items. Iceland's own bread is good, long-lasting and their fruit and veg has always been fresh for me...

[G-Unit]

Shopping online is the way to go - last monthly shop was from Iceland, £40 minimum spend for free devilry. All in strong plastic bags carried direct to your door, unlike Sainsbury's (mean bu**ers since they ditched plastic) where you have to handball every item from their trays to your hallway.

I keep bags next to my front door to load my shopping into. The driver can stand and watch, but most pick up a bag too and help.

[Eleanor]

I keep bags next to my front door to load my shopping into. The driver can stand and watch, but most pick up a bag too and help.

Gosh.  All suddenly fascinated by Spammy's shopping habits.  But I suppose that anything is better than perpetual garbage.

[Wonderfulspam]

Gosh.  All suddenly fascinated by Spammy's shopping habits.  But I suppose that anything is better than perpetual garbage.

Oh good, well I only ever buy my trainers from an Asics outlet, their running shoes are built to last & very comfortable, much better quality than any Nike, Adidas or Reebok off the shelf rubbish.
I usually buy Under Armour 9" boxer shorts & wear a base layer with them. They give a nice feeling of genital security.
My swimming trunks are always 9" jammer shorts by Speedo,  but on my last pair the first 'S' wore off & so I'm banned from the pool now.

[Eleanor]

Oh good, well I only ever buy my trainers from an Asics outlet, their running shoes are built to last & very comfortable, much better quality than any Nike, Adidas or Reebok off the shelf rubbish.
I usually buy Under Armour 9" boxer shorts & wear a base layer with them. They give a nice feeling of genital security.
My swimming trunks are always 9" jammer shorts by Speedo,  but on my last pair the first 'S' wore off & so I'm banned from the pool now.

Is this some illusion on your part about the size of your penis?  We did have to get there somehow I suppose.  I am only surprised by how long it has taken.

Okay.  I will willingly accept Warning Points for that comment.

[Wonderfulspam]

Is this some illusion on your part about the size of your penis?  We did have to get there somehow I suppose.  I am only surprised by how long it has taken.

Okay.  I will willingly accept Warning Points for that comment.

No, I was just saying how I like everything downstairs to be tucked in a bit rather than dangling about the place in loose flappy undergarments.
Another plus side is that a good base layer slightly reduces the size of my massive fat ass.

[Myster]

Gosh.  All suddenly fascinated by Spammy's shopping habits.  But I suppose that anything is better than perpetual garbage.

In cap-doffing troglodyte-land we have to get enough grub in for a four-day bingefest celebrating the country's most dysfunctional family...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10874541/Queens-Platinum-Jubilee-UK-mark-milestone-four-days-joyous-celebrations.html

Just wait until Macron, or more likely his heir, gifts you an old nag to commemorate your centennial and services to your adoptive country.  Vive la Frawnce!...

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10875183/Macron-sends-Queen-behaved-horse-named-Fabulous-gift-mark-Platinum-Jubilee.html