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[Alice Purjorick]

Curiouser and curiouser. &%+((£

That's my line!

[Alice Purjorick]

@Eleanor and @Alf:

All your yesterdays?
I have visions of you sitting in your porch swing with your clay pipes and mason jars full of white lightnin'
dreamin' of them days when you wuz just them thar hillies and billies fightin' an a feudin' again.

[Eleanor]

@Eleanor and @Alf:

All your yesterdays?
I have visions of you sitting in your porch swing with your clay pipes and mason jars full of white lightnin'
dreamin' of them days when you wuz just them thar hillies and billies fightin' an a feudin' again.

What do you mean, Yesterdays?  I can get BroadBand in my garden these days.  I just move the gin bottle outside, along with the laptop.

[Alfred R Jones]

How's about, "Me Me Me?"  I'm writing one of those.  But you can have the title.  I'll go for "Me, Myself and I."

You should  go for "Moi, Moi, Moi", or even "Mwah, Mwah, Mwah" if you were feeling particularly fruity.

[Eleanor]

You should  go for "Moi, Moi, Moi", or even "Mwah, Mwah, Mwah" if you were feeling particularly fruity.

I don't do Fruity these days.  Too old. Besides, I might get mistaken for Poulton, and we wouldn't want that.

[Eleanor]

The 3As  was okay.  It was all we had in those days.  And where some us cut our teeth on this Debating Lark.  And for the three times I was banned, I was also reinstated three times.

Who can ever forget, "Watch the door doesn't hit you on the backside on your way out?"  and,  "Whoops, I'll get me coat."

Some of it was a bit horrid, but I just didn't read the supposedly Satirical bits.  There is more intelligent satire and humour on this Forum, when it is allowed.

[Alice Purjorick]

What do you mean, Yesterdays?  I can get BroadBand in my garden these days.  I just move the gin bottle outside, along with the laptop.

BroadBand? you should be so lucky.
Down here in the boondocks we are still using a length of thin twine and two cut down Red Stripe cans.

[stephen25000]

BroadBand? you should be so lucky.
Down here in the boondocks we are still using a length of thin twine and two cut down Red Stripe cans.

Methinks those lines sound familiar. *&*%£

When I were a lad....

[Eleanor]

BroadBand? you should be so lucky.
Down here in the boondocks we are still using a length of thin twine and two cut down Red Stripe cans.

Move to Rural France.  BroadBand has been hot off the griddle for quite some time.  Even the tractors and combine harvesters have it.

There are still a few who rely on Jungle Drums, but they are mostly Brits who much prefer to depend on salacious gossip.

PS.  I would be more than happy to help you move if that is what you wanted.

[Eleanor]

Methinks those lines sound familiar. *&*%£

When I were a lad....

And so will it always be.

[Alice Purjorick]

Move to Rural France.  BroadBand has been hot off the griddle for quite some time.  Even the tractors and combine harvesters have it.

There are still a few who rely on Jungle Drums, but they are mostly Brits who much prefer to depend on salacious gossip.

PS.  I would be more than happy to help you move if that is what you wanted.

Come off it! we have telly in the bars in the boondocks. The French only use les tracteurs for running over courting couples who are laying in the fields and mangeing Du Boursin (quite why they should do so is beyond me but it must be right I saw it on telly.... &%+((£ )

[Eleanor]

Come off it! we have telly in the bars in the boondocks. The French only use les tracteurs for running over courting couples who are laying in the fields and mangeing Du Boursin (quite why they should do so is beyond me but it must be right I saw it on telly.... &%+((£ )

You have Bars in the Boondocks?  Goodness me.  Most of them have closed around here due to the Smoking Ban.  So we all get pissed at home.  As if we never did before.

Nothing wrong with Cheese, although I much prefer Cheddar, when I can get it.

PS.  Bring Cheddar if you want to move.  I would help anyone for that.

[Alfred R Jones]

Can we get back to talking about me anytime soon?

[Carana]

You have Bars in the Boondocks?  Goodness me.  Most of them have closed around here due to the Smoking Ban.  So we all get pissed at home.  As if we never did before.

Nothing wrong with Cheese, although I much prefer Cheddar, when I can get it.

PS.  Bring Cheddar if you want to move.  I would help anyone for that.

Have you tried Cantal cheese? A lot like cheddar. t

[Eleanor]

Can we get back to talking about me anytime soon?

Xcuse me.  I think I've got the upper hand here.  Status notwithstanding.  Or whatever.