This appeared on Amazon and has the ring of Blacksmith to it...
Having now had time to listen to most of the spoof documentary "Dicky Hall and the Cobblers of Loon" I can offer the following critique:
It is, without doubt, the most ridiculous, preposterous, hilariously inaccurate waste of bandwidth it has ever been my good fortune to listen to. I started initially keeping a log of each howler, but I soon gave up because I had written down 7 items in the first five minutes, and I had visions of the critique being twice as long as the original.
Every myth you have ever heard, it's in there. It is a shambolic, ludicrous selection of official evidence called into question because some piece in a newspaper contradicted it, newspaper reports taken as gospel, statements completely ignored or dismissed because they don't suit his agenda and some rather hilarious clangers, including a description of what constitutes a ''self-serving statement'' which was so inaccurate that I can only think he obtained his legal definition from the Malodorous Tramp. Who in turn obtained it from a Christmas cracker.
Each theory is Bennett's festering nonsense which he has been hawking around the internet like a man with a basket of short-coded halibut.
Honestly, I wish I could explain how bad it is, but I would never get away with that kind of language on here. So I will merely say that it sucks. It really really sucks. It sucks so much it's in danger of turning itself inside out. It's also massively offensive with it's foul accusations and insinuations. Much of the hogwash he comes out with has long since been debunked - like Murat returning at a moment's notice, for example
The last few minutes is a real treat, when he appears to be in the process of suffering a catastrophic brain injury, his voice growing louder and louder as his words make less and less sense.
I expected it to be bad. It is so very much worse.
