The Smithman e-fits

[Robittybob1]

I thought I already said it had not been deleted?
I know I am bleedin' clever but even I can't cut and paste from a post that isn't there.......

Don't underrate yourself.

[G-Unit]

What - you mean you don't type all your posts on Word first, take a screenshot as back-up then keep copies on a memory stick? 

In my opinion only a paranoid person with an added dollop of OCD would go to those lengths. I don't see it as Alice's style at all.

[Robittybob1]

In my opinion only a paranoid person with an added dollop of OCD would go to those lengths. I don't see it as Alice's style at all.

Alice is very possessive of her posts.  If she did a backup, it would help her overcome the sense of loss.

[jassi]

In my opinion only a paranoid person with an added dollop of OCD would go to those lengths. I don't see it as Alice's style at all.

Perhaps I should do that. Sometimes I have to read back just to remind myself what my last post was.

[faithlilly]

Perhaps I should do that. Sometimes I have to read back just to remind myself what my last post was.

I though I was the only one 

[Eleanor]

Perhaps I should do that. Sometimes I have to read back just to remind myself what my last post was.

Only sometimes?

[jassi]

Only sometimes?

Well alright, quite often 

[Alice Purjorick]

What - you mean you don't type all your posts on Word first, take a screenshot as back-up then keep copies on a memory stick? 

This is playtime not contract management.
(actually I have 30 Roneo'd copies screwed to the underside of my desk, fitted there using the previously mentioned Brummagem Screwdriver.).   

[Eleanor]

This is playtime not contract management.
(actually I have 30 Roneo'd copies screwed to the underside of my desk, fitted there using the previously mentioned Brummagem Screwdriver.).   

Thank Christ for that.  So, we can all rely on you.

[Alice Purjorick]

Alice is very possessive of her posts.  If she did a backup, it would help her overcome the sense of loss.

Now that's more my style baby 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEiYIGsZMm4

[puglove]

Now that's more my style baby 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEiYIGsZMm4

Ha!! If I could find my Poundland glasses (3.5) you would now be listening to Sweet Gene Vincent. But they're probably under a pug's bum, and I'm as blind as a bat.

Seriously, Alice, you're wasted on here.

 

And I'm just wasted.

[Robittybob1]

Now that's more my style baby 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEiYIGsZMm4

That is an old (ancient even)style.

[ShiningInLuz]

Here you go then:

A bit of L.B.T.R for one and all:
Read thoroughly inwardly digest and then form an opinion.

https://www.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/253831/pace-code-d-2011.pdf
http://library.college.police.uk/docs/acpo/facial-identification-guidance-2009.pdf
https://www.surrey.police.uk/policies-and-procedures/e-fit-procedure/

Note

There are over 100 pages all together. I'd read a bit more than the cover sheets before saddling up [were I you  ]

Each of the 3 links is relevant and interesting, so muito obrigado for these.  You are also correct, that the total number of pages comes to well over 100 pages, and much of it is as convoluted as only a bureaucrat can be, so it was tough going at times.

For those posters responding that Gerry was 'identified' by Martin Smith by the way he was carrying Sean when he landed in Britain, please note the topic title is 'The Smithman e-fits', not how Martin 'clocked' Gerry.

The 3 links provided by Alice have nothing to do with 'carrying arrangements', as far as I can see.  They are about police procedures, and of particular interest, how e-fits should be constructed.

The 3rd link is the shortest, the most relevant, and the easiest to read.  Any Supporter worth his or her salt should be expending the energy to read that one at least.

Once again, many thanks Alice.

[misty]

Each of the 3 links is relevant and interesting, so muito obrigado for these.  You are also correct, that the total number of pages comes to well over 100 pages, and much of it is as convoluted as only a bureaucrat can be, so it was tough going at times.

For those posters responding that Gerry was 'identified' by Martin Smith by the way he was carrying Sean when he landed in Britain, please note the topic title is 'The Smithman e-fits', not how Martin 'clocked' Gerry.

The 3 links provided by Alice have nothing to do with 'carrying arrangements', as far as I can see.  They are about police procedures, and of particular interest, how e-fits should be constructed.

The 3rd link is the shortest, the most relevant, and the easiest to read.  Any Supporter worth his or her salt should be expending the energy to read that one at least.

Once again, many thanks Alice.

The efits weren't requested by or made to UK police therefore UK procedures were inapplicable.

[Alice Purjorick]

That is an old (ancient even)style.

I could do you a nice line in Bizzitt which is older still.
My version is a 1967 storyline involving Sharon and Tracey one of whom works in Rothmans Fag factory in Basildon and pulls a young squaddie from Colchester Barracks also featuring sundry didikais, smugglers, and dodgy cops from Southend on Sea. Bizzitt has his lot on the Iberian Peninsula but they were much the same in line up if not location.
Quite apposite in some respects.
The music's good too.

Or if you prefer something a little less cultured and more recent try "The Moonshiner's Daughter" by Hayseed Dixie