He would do his best to try and make celebrity status - he just loves attenntion!
Indeed!
But he’d drop all the soppy groupies who he secretly laughs at...he’d be trying his luck with some Z-lister Reality star
First he’d get an agent: have a ghostwriter do his autobiography while instructing a lawyer to sling the family out of WHF, Vaulty, the Caravan Site and sue them for back rent.
He’d have a nip & tuck (last reporter who went to interview him said Jeremy looked older than his years, was very jowly, and had a grey type skin tone) so, being vain, he’d have a N&T, botox/fillers, veneers, hair dye etc...the works...probably have laser treatment to get rid of his spectacles...
Lease a Ferrari, but would need driving lessons again and wouldn’t have a clue you press a start button instead of using a key...
He’d need to learn computer basics, how mobiles work...as far as technology goes he’s still in the last century. Oh, how frustrating he must feel when he sees those computer screens but has no internet access ! He’s already started complaining about that; saying it’s a handicap. Well, he can complain on...cos it ain’t gonna happen.
But yes, he’d relish being in the limelight, playing the “oh, woe is me, what a hero I am” as he told press/TV to submit their bids for his time on GMTV, This Morning, Loose Women etc...
And I guarantee he wouldn’t visit June and Nevill’s grave unless a camera crew came along...