Holly can't help living in forensic fantasy world, so you have to make allowances.
It’s with absolutely no surprise that with a mentality like that his appeals continue to fail. You can picture it now :
- Sheila was dusting the curtains as the house was surrounded by armed police.
- Sheila shot NB downstairs just as the police burst in.
- then run upstairs and shot herself in the neck
- damn, the shot didn’t kill her but by this point she was incapacitated so the dog, was was barking furiously nearby, hopped onto the trigger to finish her off.
- the dog then picked up the silencer like a fresh newspaper and delivered it back to the cupboard after licking off the prints and tiny amount of blood.
- the 5 bodies , who were violently shot, soaked up the blood that their gunshot wounds like a sponge, which meant that absolutely nobody would have had any blood on them.
Any closing arguments?
- yes unless you was there you don’t know what happened therefore you can’t say he is guilty. I say we reconstruct the scene, just how we want to, to prove it was the dog and Sheila.
But no witnesses are alive to verify your scene?
- It doesn’t matter. Jeremy said so.
What about the phone call where he tied himself in knots in his statement and implicated himself ? The moved phones and off the hook would have meant the line was open ?
- it’s normal to dial local police station when you think your family is about you be Shot. Infact I would be so relaxed I would call my girlfriend first to flirt to make me feel better as I was nervous.
- and NB did make that call, the police are just withholding records and there was a miraculous cut off the line that allowed me to dial back out immediately.
What about the last person to see and touch the gun? That was Jeremy wasn’t it?
- no it’s NB fault. He has a gun cupboard so should have counted them all before he went to bed. He left a fully loaded gun out with kids in the house so that his daughter could wake up in the night and shoot everybody of course!
What about his ability to enter the farm without a key via windows ??
- yeah but that’s ok; he done it so many times it’s normal. You need to treat it as a front door for Jeremy because he could do it so easily. It’s not evidence.
INNOCENT!
I award you £30m that you can now go and spend on all these loyal women that have defended you online....
WHAT! Nah sod that, I’m off to south of France to find myself a young bit of stuff. Heard there’s some good looking guys there. You’re all BLOCKED!
Jeremy then wakes up in a cold sweat at the thought of all these lonely women pestering him once he gets out; changes his please to guilty and spends the rest of his miserable days in the cell where he has spent the past 35 years .
THE END